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FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/8/2007 10:21:24 AM)
Granted you live in a vacuum. I wish the world was over run with grass hoppers and they had the ability to jump directly into a person’s mouth when they open it to talk, eat etc.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/8/2007 11:58:38 AM)
your wish is granted but they breed inside you and..well, you know the rest.. ** i wish i had something to do tonite..or someone[8D]

Jacobthm -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/8/2007 12:00:36 PM)
Granted; All the grasshoppers have liquid crack for blood, and the human race becomes addicted to grasshopers. Shortly afterwards WWIII starts 'cause the president didn't get his fix every 5 minutes. I wish I had an eidetic memory.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/8/2007 2:32:42 PM)
your wish is granted but i have no idea what that word means[&:] ** i wish the person above me would take me to bed tonite

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/9/2007 11:45:16 AM)
Granted! He takes you to a bed, dumps you on it, and leaves. I wish I had a longer weekend.

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/9/2007 11:49:59 AM)
Granted. However, because your friends and family don't, you have no one to hang with and you spend those extra hours or days utterly alone. I wish that my car would stay clean on its own.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/9/2007 1:17:55 PM)
Granted; but it looks so wonderful that someone steals it. I wish some deranged millionaire would decide that he can't live happily unless he donates all his wealth to making my life happier.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/9/2007 1:31:07 PM)
your wish is granted but you come down w/ a terminal illness and can't enjoy it....sorry but life sucks. ** i wish i had something to drink other than water in this house![&:]

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/9/2007 1:37:20 PM)
Granted; you have a wild stranger with a golden shower fetish knocking on your door. I wish going to the dentist was more pleasant.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/13/2007 4:31:22 PM)
I wish I didn't have to pee- i hate going upstairs to go every time![&:]

iammachine -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/13/2007 6:59:06 PM)
I wish my calculus homework would magically do itself. [8D]

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/13/2007 9:34:17 PM)
Hey, someone better start granting wishes.

pahunkboy -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 7:00:51 AM)
megaphones from the wish fairy: get realistic. sometimes it is only the right words to unlock the puzzle as to what shall be yours. last 3 wishes that are on raincheck granted. :-)

phoenixsub999 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 10:30:15 AM)
Granted. They finally happened, but you forgot that the last 3 things you wished for were: a sunny day, something to quench your thirst and something to watch on TV instead of reruns. I wish I could make a good living doing something fun like making jewelry.

pahunkboy -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 12:54:17 PM)
granted! i wish for a great weekend

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 3:21:45 PM)
your wish is granted but you must spend it with ME.[;)] ** I wish I had a job[&:]

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 3:50:25 PM)
Granted you now work for the council as a pavement cleanser. I wish everyone but me started to walk backwards everywhere.

subsnow -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 5:54:57 PM)
Oops....

scifi1133 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 9:25:43 PM)
granted but because no one else can see where they are going they are constantly running over you. i wish there was more time in the day to get all my stuff done.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/14/2007 11:56:21 PM)
Granted, but with the extension of hours you get even more work to do. I wish it was Sat. Sept 22nd

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