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earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:41:18 PM)
do em...that will bore them and they will leave you alone. I can't sleep at night....help!

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 5:45:16 PM)
Sleep with me Im really boring My company wants me to move to Atlanta but all my drinking buddies are here

Indemnis -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 6:10:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CK1 Sleep with me Im really boring (...LOL!)

JpnsTigerrrlily -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 8:47:23 PM)
Quit work and now you can be at the bar full time! the boy won't stop snoring what should I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/20/2007 9:40:31 PM)
stuff a sock in his mouth and pinch his nose shut with a clothespin...he'll never snore again. I'm still not sleeping...as evidenced by here I am now...HELP

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 10:22:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple you get softness here to me...consider it done. errrrr ... do i get a say in this ...looks around ... nope seems not!

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 10:24:25 AM)
sleep with me ... then you wont be bothered by the lack of slumber .. or you will pass out from exhaustion i have a black tie dinner for the kids leaving school .... what should i wear?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:01:12 AM)
Nothing. The schools aren't teaching anatomy properly, so you might as well give them a head start. [:D] My plants, which I cut yesterday from the garden, are already wilting, even though I put them in water asap and added a wee bit of plant food. How can I revive them or make the next batch live longer?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:06:44 AM)
get a pony boy to stay up all night talking dirty to them .. that should keep them nice and turgid i can afford to get my tattoo done this month ... what shoudl i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:12:51 AM)
Wait 'till next month... or the month after.. a sale might come on, and then you can get a piercing done too! Or, just have nookie with the artist and save your money. My tea is cold and I don't feel like getting a new one or re-heating it... what should I do?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:14:25 AM)
fly me over to cook you another meal .. tie you down .. and feed it to you while its still hot three boys just moved in upstairs .. how should i welcome them to the building?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:24:44 AM)
leave it for a week, it will warm up again! my nose needs picking, but i don't like doing it, what should i do?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:28:08 AM)
shit, missed it! stand at the top of the stairs, with no panties on and a very short skirt, going "cooeee, i don't like boys"! i cant see my anus from here, what shall i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:32:12 AM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]m0rgan, you are halarious, you know that??? grins Anyway, as to your dilemma's... For the nose - get a small fuzzy cactus to shove up your nose. That way, you'll know that everything will get caught. For your anus - go out to the local gay scene, get a guy named Jupiter to ram your anus... then you should be able to see it... I need tickets to see m0rgan's anus meeting Jupiter.... how do I go about securing those tickets?

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:34:34 AM)
offer to hold Jupiters bitchboy while he is fucking m0rgan I have a thing for security gurards what should i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 11:45:57 AM)
Find a security guard and jump her baton... or offer to beat her with it. Either way, you'll likely get to meet a bunch more guards! I need to find a security uniform and a baton.... where do I go to get them?

CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 12:33:11 PM)
Go to the airport and seduce one of them leave em naked and tied up in the mens room. I missed my flight and have to wait standby how can I make sure I get the next flight?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 1:00:27 PM)
marry into the bin laden family, politicians will charter you a plane! i produce too much sperm what should i do?

mypath2lvgD -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 1:34:21 PM)
You should start bottling and selling it to the under developed countries as a source of protein. I think that my boyfriend may have given me crabs, how do I get rid of them? ***just had to give it a try [;)]

softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 1:46:34 PM)
set fire to them am hunrgy but too lazy to eat .. what should i do

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