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SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 3:02:22 PM)
meals on wheels .....ie baby in a baby carriage ... yum yum ...... my bike is broken how do I fix it??

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 3:04:52 PM)
Kick it. Hard. Works for computers too. My tomatoes wont grow, what should I do?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 4:19:23 PM)
wait until you don't feel hunger anymore then you wont' have to worry about it.... I killed softness with my advice....how should I repent?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 7:23:07 PM)
Bury her, and find someone else. Repenting is for Catholics and sissies. I seem to have lost my car keys, how am I going to get to work tomorrow?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 8:26:01 PM)
Hitch a ride with some random cultists. I'm sure you'll arrive safley and conpletely un-brainwashed. The washer is walking across the room during the spin cycle...how do I stop that?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 8:33:48 PM)
Shotgun. Its' not trash day, what fun things can be done with a washer with hand-sized holes in it?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 9:08:02 PM)
Weenie washing. Just make sure you gag him tight and have compression bandages ready. Or a body bag and a secure disposal method. Aliens are watching me, but I don't know if they are listening to my thoghts. How do I protect myself?

petdave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 9:16:10 PM)
Think to yourself "Gee, I sure could go for an anal probe about now!" Aliens never a miss a chance to do an anal probe. Once you know if they're listening to your thoughts, you can plan accordingly. My ass hurts. Someone here must have a good home remedy?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/21/2007 9:17:16 PM)
Tabasco and a garden hose. What's the best protection in event of a tornado? (edited, out of order)

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 7:14:34 AM)
duck and cover, it works with nuclear attacks, also. not very well, obviously, but nobody gives a shit about the little people! i have far too many women wishing to cater to my every whim, how can i stop this?

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 7:51:09 AM)
Change your entire personality and become a submissive. They have no problem keeping women away. I'm on nightshift this week and can't sleep..... What can I do?

apettiger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 8:42:45 AM)
eat meth like candy..........i cant eat and i cant sleep, but i've got the cleanest house on the street.... oooo meth, ooo meth. my expensive chihuahua keeps shitting on my bedroom floor, how do i get her to stop?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 9:20:22 AM)
put it under the bathroom floor! my bathroom smells of dead dog, what shall i do?

apettiger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 9:32:01 AM)
start putting your dead dogs under the shed out in the back yard. i have a stain on my countertop, how do i get it out?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 10:03:15 AM)
A belt sander...you really wanted a new counter anyhow. What's the best way to keep nostril hair trimmed?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 12:05:46 PM)
weed eater of course. How do I keep my slave from grooming himself with garden tools?

mypath2lvgD -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 12:18:17 PM)
You could do it for him, another toy for your toy bag. What should I get Daddy for His birthday?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 12:30:24 PM)
oh a vaccuum cleaner and a mop...what more could daddy ask for? I want to sneak on to the next space shuttle launch, any advice on how to stow away without being caught?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 1:51:27 PM)
quote: I want to sneak on to the next space shuttle launch, any advice on how to stow away without being caught? Masquerade as a package of freeze-dried ice cream. Something happened to the time-space continuum and it seems that I got sucked into a parallel universe only, this universe doesn't have chocolate. Should I take chocolate back to those poor decrepit souls?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:01:55 PM)
hell no keep it for yourself..... I'm to poor for a vasctomy what do I do??

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