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LadySeraphina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:07:11 PM)
Go to your local UFA (or other farm-supply store). They have these lovely little elastics... How do you treat testicular gangrene without going to the hospital?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:15:40 PM)
chop em off with hedge trimmers. How do I keep my lawn green and lush this summer?

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:17:03 PM)
Have a guy pee on it daily. How do I get rid of a sore throat?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:19:55 PM)
menthol lubricated cocks What's the best way to install a new dishwasher without paying someone?

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:21:50 PM)
Bribe someone.. duhhhhhhhhhhhh Whats the best way to clean a house?

mypath2lvgD -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 4:28:20 PM)
Set it on fire, problem solved it doesn't need to be cleaned anymore. How do I get my co-workers to quit dumping more work one me?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 6:52:45 PM)
Kill them all. What's the best way to fix a garbage disposal?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 6:56:03 PM)
put a really big turkey leg down it and flip the switch...should clear it right up. I'm addicted to my hitachi....how do I break the habit?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 8:44:42 PM)
Just add water. My chiapet is dying. What do I do?

CuriousLord -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 9:00:12 PM)
It must be unsanitary. Give it a bath. In warm, salt water in your kitchen sink, to get all of it out. My soda's going flat. How do I get the carbination back in it?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 9:10:31 PM)
Take a straw and blow bubbles in it really hard. I have a person who keeps messaging me after I have told them I am not interested. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/22/2007 9:11:34 PM)
quote: My soda's going flat. How do I get the carbination back in it? Drink all of it and then jump up and down on a pogo stick. Then throwup into your glass and there you have it, it's all bubbly again. I have this vile image of someone in a soda factory jumping up and down on a pogo stick and throwing up into the bottle and then selling it to me. How can I get that image out of my head?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 9:58:05 AM)
running thru a jungle and being caught by a (male) gorrilla on steriods, who has his way with you while wearing a barbed wire condom.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 11:28:23 AM)
Someone forgot to ask for advice.

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 11:46:53 AM)
Hmmm... seems that two people didn't ask for advise... Bad, bad people! No nookie/play/release/whatever for you! How do we get bad people to ask for advice, even if they don't think think they need any?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 11:51:06 AM)
beat them silly and give them a redneck vasctomy/hystrorctmy(sp) I know a switch who acts like a sub....how do I get her to confess to her inner slave??

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 11:57:14 AM)
Tie her up, beat her, and ask her who's her Daddy. When she answers properly, you'll know she's made peace with her inner slave. I seem to be following a biker dude on the forums.. but I'm lesbian... so, what is going on?!?!??!

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 12:00:38 PM)
You drag her onto Montell in front of national telivision of course I need a fresh idea for a back tattoo. Any ideas on where i should look for inspiration?

earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 12:01:13 PM)
give in to your inner hetero...but please please let me watch! What's the best way to train rhesus monkeys? Mine won't stop picking at my hair.

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/23/2007 12:01:57 PM)
david boltz what part should I get covered next by a tattoo

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