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ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 7:26:19 PM)
Have him serve tea to the ladies at the next Home Depot garbage disposal installation class. I have a friend who may be serving tea, and I'm not sure he knows the proper protocols, or if he has the manners. What should I tell him?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2007 9:51:52 PM)
That gay is the new heterosexual. I know that this is not good advice (and not really related to Robert's question), but I'd love to see the look on bear's face if he found out that he was now a het. How can I convince him that he is?

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 8:33:18 AM)
Hire a bunch of female hookers, drug him, and make him wake in bed with them... I found a small rusty nail on the hand-railings to my back deck, what should I do?

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 8:39:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking I found a small rusty nail on the hand-railings to my back deck, what should I do? rust is disgusting.....immediately go and rub your upper arm on it until the rust is gone from the nail and in your body where it wont show...... i called in sick to work today, just because i got aunt flo and fell like crap in general.....how can i get over the guilt im feeling?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 12:00:52 PM)
Get a Voodoo Queen to hex all the guys you work with, with aunt flo. See how many of them call in sick (or just dead [:D]) and buy stocks in pharmaceutical companies specializing in pain relief. The time they take off and the whining you'll have to endure afterwards will make your guilt disappear. I'd like to know how to get a guy pregnant.

YesMistressIrish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 12:18:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Get a Voodoo Queen to hex all the guys you work with, with aunt flo. See how many of them call in sick (or just dead [:D]) and buy stocks in pharmaceutical companies specializing in pain relief. The time they take off and the whining you'll have to endure afterwards will make your guilt disappear. I'd like to know how to get a guy pregnant. The only things I can think of right now: You would find them to disgusting to watch, and I can already hear you saying Ewwwww, lol..and 'change the subject pulease!' How do you get American Airlines to clean up their mess: nasty overworked employees, bad e machines and find my damn luggage?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 1:13:09 PM)
Get a terrorist to hold the head honcho's family ransom until your demands are met. Hmmm... I think I gave advice that was too bad... Mistress Irish is probably rotting in Guantanamo Bay... how do I correct this?

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 2:28:48 PM)
Mezmerize the guards with those beautiful pink eyes, and bring her back under the cover of darkness in an illegal drug-smugglers boat... What is the best way to cook a steak?

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 5:03:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking What is the best way to cook a steak? lie it on a hot rock, under the noonday sun........wait til it sizzles....you may want to bring a bag of chips if youre really hungry..... i dont need any advice right now......have i found the true contentment for my soul?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 6:07:37 PM)
No, that's what food poisoning from eating a steak cooked on a rock starts out doing. Now would be the perfect time to drink an entire bottle of vinegar to kill those nasty germs. I'm too lazy to pull over and take a pee when driving, so I pee in juice jars. Now I have a car full of juice jars, full of piss, that I was too lazy to throw out the window. How do I get rid of them?

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 6:32:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all No, that's what food poisoning from eating a steak cooked on a rock starts out doing. Now would be the perfect time to drink an entire bottle of vinegar to kill those nasty germs.lolololol I'm too lazy to pull over and take a pee when driving, so I pee in juice jars. Now I have a car full of juice jars, full of piss, that I was too lazy to throw out the window. How do I get rid of them? do a profile search for "extreme water sports" and just pull up a chair and watch them have fun.............. im gagging from drinking a full bottle of vinegar and my eyesight is getting kinda blurry.....should i be concerned?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2007 6:40:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne im gagging from drinking a full bottle of vinegar and my eyesight is getting kinda blurry.....should i be concerned? Not at all. Drink 8 ounces of vodka to counteract the effects, and take a long drive with the windows down to let the fresh air clear your head. Wave to all the police cars as you go by. I am scheduled for dental work next week, but I am afraid of the dentist. What should I do?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 10:26:53 AM)
poke him in the eye with a sharp stick before he commences work, that should warn him to treat you more carefully while you are drugged and helpless! i am still drugged and helpless (and in pain) from my visit to the protologist last week, what should i do?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 11:41:37 AM)
visit a gay bar and ask for help rubbing the pain away I want to buy the really good fireworks for the 4th but all they have near me is overgrown sparklers what do I do?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 12:57:46 PM)
Go to KMart....buy a hammer, some nails, and some shotgun shells. That ought to liven things up a bit. I actually used some advice from this forum, and found it didn't work very well. What can I do next time to make things go smoother?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 3:29:10 PM)
Remember that adding sand to KY does not enhance the glide. I always worry about the safety of my computer when it is lightning here. Should I shut it down during storms?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 4:45:05 PM)
It's not the lightning but the thunder your computer has to worry about. To keep your computer safe and not worry so much, wrap 10-20 scarves around it's moniter to block out the noise of the thunder and then reassure your computer that everything will be ok. I have several hookers wanting to turn me straight, how do I get rid of them so this doesn't happen?

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 4:47:15 PM)
No, but just to make sure you are getting a clear signal you should build a 24 ft metal pole through your ceiling. What is the best way to convince Sir that he should let me take a slave?

TankII7871 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/3/2007 5:26:16 PM)
Go on strike refuse to do anything if asked to do anything reply with something like f@@k you go do it yourself then explain if you had a slave you would be happy to order said say to do what ever it is he wants. Does any oe know a good way to hide a body my yard is already full ?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 2:18:58 AM)
I think the answer to this question got missed... quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild I have several hookers wanting to turn me straight, how do I get rid of them so this doesn't happen? Use makeup to show ulcerating carbuncles and weeping sores all over your body whilst waving an std test result with the positive crossed out in crayon to read negative in front of them. It will help if you casually open your wallet and moths fly out. I cannot get rid of the image of empty juice bottles filled with urine littering the passenger seat of someones car..what can I do?

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