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Phoenix2raven -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 8:28:40 AM)
Go to the closest public place undress and smear vasoline all over your body. Then run around saying their coming to get me. How do I get rid of the aliens with their rectal probes?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 8:46:08 AM)
Turn around and say "Now it's your turn!" What can I do to ensure that Elvis really has left the building?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 8:51:49 AM)
Sing "you aint nothing but a Hounddog as loud as you can. If Elvis comes and sings harmony, well he hasn't left the building. How to I get my family to stop judging me?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 8:56:15 AM)
Same advice I gave DRH- Show up at their place of business in full regalia and yell "Do you want to discuss it NOW?" They'll either accept or disown- either way, problem solved. What should I do over summer break? Master says I can't sit around like last summer.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 9:22:57 AM)
Take on a hot young male lover and tell your Master you are too busy for him. What kind of perfume should I wear for my Master?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 9:47:35 AM)
Eau de Spankme - It will get him going everytime Should I wear a tie for dinner tonight or be casual

rubberpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:41:01 PM)
Weat the tie...that way if dinner is a bust, you can either put yourself out of your misery or you could use it to eliminate the problem(s) bothering you. I was thinking of voting for Hillary for president, but quickly came to my senses and decided I need to be punished for such a stupid thought. Any suggestions on how to ensure I don't make such a stupid mistake again?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 2:17:22 PM)
Vote for Hilary and get it out of your system; then pay for it the rest of your life! I'm a horrible flirt. How should I improve my flirting technique?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 2:23:30 PM)
*You need to talk more, Lumus. You don't talk nearly enough. You need to be more outgoing and talk with the girls more. Either that or start sending out nekkie pictures...* *How do I get more trolls to perv my profile?*

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 2:49:46 PM)
Say that you're owned and like to switch - oh, and keep a pretty pic up. That'll ward off all the trolls...oh, wait you want the trolls. Simple. Change your profile to say you're a Dominant male. Works like a charm... Speaking of which, how do I get more people to perv my profile??

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 3:46:01 PM)
**Say that you're actively seeking all types, and wish to take on as many as you can. snicker* And that you do free phone sex. If that doesn't get them, I don't know what will.* How do I get a cat to stop spilling drinks on me?**

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 3:57:09 PM)
Balance every drink on a plate in your lap, then ignore the cat while swishing a loose piece of twine about carelessly. What's the best way to become hated and notorious on CM?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 4:04:02 PM)
*Ummm, pretend to be Mod 11? And then reveal that you're not?* *And how do I get my monsters to do the dishes they dirty?*

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 4:05:57 PM)
Hun, if you ever figure that one out- let me know PLEASE! How can I get into Domiguy's fan club?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 8:37:17 AM)
I believe one of the ways is to show up totally naked to work tomorrow - let us know how you get on I should I make up for the hour we just lost because of the time change?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 8:55:02 AM)
Move your watch forward another hour every day until you catch up. Anyone have any advice on how I can wake myself up here? Slept like a coma patient last night...

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 9:01:42 AM)
Run full speed at the wall while shouting "I'm Invisible! I'm Invisible!" How do I put a security key on my wireless connection so the neighbors don't steal my internet?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 9:20:33 AM)
Steal a security guard's key and insert it into the router with the assistance of a hammer. My neighbours listen to loud music late at night. How do I get them to stop?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 9:54:33 AM)
Drive stakes through their hearts during day time. They're probably vampires. Problem solved. How do I get through the recent rise in gas prices when my commute every day is almost 60 miles?

domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 10:12:43 AM)
the neighbors that are stealing hejiras internet?... and a hose! or lumus' vamps anytime during the day... how can i get my hair to go straighter, like reds?

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