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SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 10:16:06 AM)
Comb in three parts superglue one part water. How can I fix the house roof without any technical know-how what so ever?

domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 10:21:16 AM)
make sure youve got planty of power tools. but you have to go up when its raining so you'll know where the leaks are ;) how can i get my kids fish to grow faster?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 11:16:33 AM)
Stretch them out on a RACK [err, rack, damned acronyms]. How can I cut down on my sugar intake to avoid diabetes?

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 11:18:20 AM)
you cant just buy stock in a nice insulin company. How can I hire more people at a much lower wage.

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 11:18:21 AM)
mix it with insulin and put it in a sippee cup?

Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 11:57:40 AM)
Get involved with people smugglers that search for workers in Mexico. How can I find out what a sippee cup is without the aid of Google?

Kirren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 12:50:47 PM)
ask a toddler? How can I get my kids to clean their room with out threatening their lives?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 1:05:46 PM)
invite HoneyMaster over... how can I get Kirren to invite HoneyMaster over so I can have some peace?

Kirren -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 1:07:02 PM)
LMAO Send him with a role of Gorilla tape and some Gorilla glue....Ill make sure he doesnt bother you any more -grinz-

stormgirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 2:17:58 PM)
Get out the hot dogs and have a weenie roast! hot dogs for everyone! how many puppies should i adopt?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 4:27:53 PM)
Little vanilla's should not be adopting puppies - when you get to be evil or deranged then you can adopt - ask Lumus I would really love a pint of Abbots ale - but I am in San Francisco - any ideas how I can get some -today!

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/9/2008 9:27:09 PM)
Call the Concierge at the Ritz Carlton in London. Say that money is no object....... oh, wait. That just might work. How can I show Master how happy I am about our two year anniversary?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 7:39:04 AM)
Invite a femdominant and her male slave over to put on a show for him and then tell him that you did it especially so he wouldn't have to worry about satisfying you or vice-versa on this special night. How do I get rid of my halo-burnt hairline and start over?

KMsAngel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 7:44:51 AM)
tale a blow torch to it, then rub it with ky jelly how do i get to sleep soon?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 7:54:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel tale a blow torch to it, then rub it with ky jelly how do i get to sleep soon? Spray paint the windows black and sing "Good night, sweetheart...good night". How do I get myself psyched up to face Monday's "fun" work?

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 11:34:45 AM)
sing "i am pretty, so very pretty" and get a Starbucks. How do i keep my hands soft when i wash them so much at work?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 11:39:47 AM)
After you wash, make sure you rough the skin up a bit with sandpaper and then apply a good meat tenderizer? How can I continue to grow my practice and yet still find the time to properly flog those in need?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:16:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Call the Concierge at the Ritz Carlton in London. Say that money is no object....... oh, wait. That just might work. How can I show Master how happy I am about our two year anniversary? Show Him you bought me on the collar me/ebay auction and show Him the plane ticket that came with it. Be there in a minute, honey hejira ... *giggles as I pack my bags.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:17:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant After you wash, make sure you rough the skin up a bit with sandpaper and then apply a good meat tenderizer? How can I continue to grow my practice and yet still find the time to properly flog those in need? Hire a masochistic submissive assistant... Geesh, didn't you see the movie Secretary? How can I get the hell out of here?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:39:10 PM)
Fastest way is through my soundproofed bedroom... What's the best way to make a girl scream during sex?

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