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domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:40:41 PM)
bite her as hard as you can on the inside of her thigh... what the best way to convince my kids teacher to give him a break?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:42:22 PM)
Break a body part of the teacher and say afterwards, "SEE, IT ISN'T SO HARD". Make sure to wipe the blood off. How will I ever realize my dream of being Scrabble Champion?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 2:44:29 PM)
Cheat, Cheat, Cheat! How can I cheat at weboggle? (now called wordsplay)

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 5:10:05 PM)
Tell the people you are playing with that you have a signed letter from the creator of the game that allows you to cheat and then produce phony "letter". What's the best way to get a woman to stop screaming during sex? (and no, I won't stop being that damn good [;)])

awakenednj -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 5:29:48 PM)
Put a paper bag over your own head? What's the best way to find a job close to home?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 5:35:08 PM)
Ask your Mom what chores you can help her with. How do I get rid of greasy buildup?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 8:03:12 PM)
Try a combination of Clorox and brake fluid. The FCATs are tomorrow. How can I keep my students quiet in the "holding" room?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 8:53:05 PM)
I think it is time to break out those ball gags you have been saving for a special occasion I need to fire someone tomorrow - any advice?

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 9:05:33 PM)
use a flame thrower it will spread out the fire the best. I have to make an early morning delivery, but i want to sleep in late how can I do both?

PanthersMom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/10/2008 10:41:32 PM)
fall asleep behind the wheel. i need to finish a term paper, what's the best research technique? PM

KMsAngel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 12:57:03 AM)
find a naive newbie student to do all your research for you i need some plants and decorations for my new office. any suggestions?

probablyknowme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 12:58:01 AM)
Have a study partner come over and hold onto a private bit until you get done [:D] I am thinking about changing careers...what do you think my new career should be?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 12:22:40 PM)
*President of the United States sounds good to me right about now...* *How do I get my youngest monster to clean up his act?*

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 12:42:24 PM)
Encourage him to join a gang and to call police "pigfuckers". What's the best way to prevent your leg from falling asleep?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 1:50:16 PM)
Take a very sharp scalpel and plunge it as hard as you can into your Quad. How can I stop certain people (read:Lumus) from spreading nasty rumors about me?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 1:52:38 PM)
*Tell him you love him and that you think he's incredibly sexy and smart.* *How do I get the ferret-spaz to stop attacking me?*

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 1:58:57 PM)
Aww, it wasn't meant as a nasty rumour, hejira...I'd offer to kiss it better but I don't want to go through the whole sexual harassment charges again. [:D] Easiest way to stop a ferret from spazzing on you is to keep bits of their favourite treat in your undies. I think I'm stupid? How does I get smartier?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:21:46 PM)
To quote Master, "No worries". (and for the record- He gets ALL 30!) To get smartier, send me lots of money and I will mail you back a copy of a REAL, gen-u-ine, High School Diploma! How can I get a manicure to last longer than 5 days?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:23:13 PM)
Spend 8 years with George W. Bush . . . that'll larn ya! I'm thinking about having unprotected sex with as many ex-cons, junkies, pimps, and criminals as is humanly possible. What do you think that'll do for me?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:24:06 PM)
get you outta that office you are sitting in. Spring has sprung, what should I have sprang?

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