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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 10:19:00 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 10:32:15 PM   
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No, no heels. Barefoot only. Especially when walking to and from the car. If there's snow, all the better. If you leave the shoes off long enough, you'll get that nice purple color back.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 10:43:22 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 10:52:25 PM   
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How can I keep those holiday pounds from my hips?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 11:03:07 PM   
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Wear a silk scarf everywhere.  Before eating, tighten the scarf around your neck very, very tight.  You'll have all the joy of enjoying the taste of great holiday cooking, but none of it will ever reach your hips!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 11:03:26 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/28/2008 11:53:09 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/29/2008 12:24:08 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/29/2008 12:36:48 AM   
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actually, the full legnth phone booths are getting rare and hard to find, so, unless one of those is on your way, I can't guarenttee the super powers.
But, I can guarentee a ride in a cool, *super* fast car, with these cool flashing lights on top... although you might end up at a different party than the one where they are expecting you. But, hey, a parties a party, right?

Where's the best place to give a cop a blowjob, if i take my own advice above, but still want to make it to *my* party on time, instead of his?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/29/2008 5:56:54 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 12:11:09 AM   
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Where can I hide the candy I buy from myself so I don't eat it all at once?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 3:54:47 AM   
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Coach a winning team, and have them give you a gatorade shower!

Where can I hide the candy I buy from myself so I don't eat it all at once?

in the toilet bowl....sorta loses it's appeal.

My feet are cold and i am too lazy to get a pair of socks.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 5:17:13 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 8:37:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Is she purple? or orange? those are the colors of change.
Blue is too, though, and you can help her be that color. There are instructions online, but the only equpment you will need is either a pillow or a phone cord - not even both. how easy is this gonna be?

Master said no, but - should I make the chocolate and hot pepper sauce cake for the party, anyhow, and just not tell him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 4:39:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		That all depends...do you want your ass to burn as much as the pepper cake or more?  If yes, go right ahead, but make a back up that looks exactly the same, only without the pepper--don't forget to store them in the fridge, right next to each other.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/2/2008 4:56:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pull over and put your hazards on...when the cop shows up, threaten him and let him arrest you. When you get to the station, and are waiting to be processed, ask the clerk at the desk directions...they usually know.

i cant seem to stop touching my ass...i bought new undies and they make me feel great...but i have to go to the store. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/3/2008 9:28:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		I understand... the problem is you are getting smudges all over your pants? Don't wear them. Then you will be able to rub your nice soft undies without anything in the way. You can wear a bra, too, but only if you have a matching one - we don't want a fashion faux pas going on, right out there in public.

I have to work when a certain beautiful girl arrives in town to visit us. How can I send her kisses?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/3/2008 9:37:53 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/3/2008 10:07:27 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/3/2008 10:20:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Don't use the toilet. Pee on a tree.

Because of a medical problem I can only have sex with one woman at a time. I have a blond, brunett and a red head all wanting me to do it now. Which one do I choose and why?

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