chiaThePet -> RE: Hawking: God Did Not Create Universe (9/6/2010 2:36:20 PM)
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Ladies and Germs, with all humble servitude, I present the Collarme Actors Guild in a stunning rendition of, "What Ever Happened To Baby Jesus" Starring The Word Made Man as Baby Jesus Hudson Co-starring Stephen Hawkins as Blanche Hudson We join our actors at the top of the stairs. Blanche; "Do you remember when I first arrived here after the creation?" Baby Jesus; "You promised you wouldn't talk about that." Blanche; "I know I did, but I'm still in this chair." "After all these years, I'm still in this chair." Baby Jesus; "Doesn't that give you some kind of responsibility, Mr. Science Know It All?" Blanche; "Jesus, I'm just trying to explain to you how things really are." "You wouldn't be be able to say these awful things to me.......if I weren't still in this chair!" Baby Jesus; "But you are Blanche, you are in that chair!" Blanche; "What are you doing Baby Jesus, we're too close to the edge!" Baby Jesus; "Just testing a little theory on gravity Blanche." "You know Blanche, that fundamental interaction of nature in which objects, you Blanche, and mass, the stairs Blanche, attract one another." "Gravitation is most familiar as the agent that gives weight to objects with mass, that would be you Blanche, and causes them to fall to the ground, again you Blanche, when dropped." Blanche; "No Baby Jesus, noooo!" "God help me!" Baby Jesus; "Yes Blanche, sooner or later they all call out to Daddy." Baby Jesus; "I've written a letter to Daddy." "His address is heaven above" "I've written Dear Daddy we miss you.... and know you are with us to love." Curtain. To view this selection in Spanish, presione por favor el numero dos. "Que Paso Con Baby Jesus?" chia* (the pet)
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