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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 2:04:16 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

Good news is: there is a 3 day weekend coming


The bad news is that your Army Reserve unit has been called up and you are getting deployed to Iraq tomorrow.


The good news is that you own a wonderful beach front property

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 6:08:32 PM   
spectreandnectre


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Status: offline 		the bad news is you have no access to it they found a dead woman on the property its closed for the investigation...
 
the good news is you were just notified your mothers mystery disease has dissappeared

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 8:23:06 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you seem to have contracted whatever it was she had.
 
The good news is the creepy guy thats been hanging around your neighborhood seems to have gone away.

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 8:34:09 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The good news is that your brand new shoes match
all your summer outfits.

The bad news is now the insurance will not cover the
hospital bills.

quote:

ORIGINAL: spectreandnectre
the good news is you were just notified your mothers mystery disease has dissappeared


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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 8:52:18 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		The bad news is: Your child dumped bleach in the washer when you had you new summer outfits in it.

The good news is: Your mom will survive her brush with cancer.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 8:57:34 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		The bad news is....her hair won't. =(
The good news is that you've just found the Dom/me/sub/slave/kajira of Your dreams!

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~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 9:34:52 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is they're taken..
 
The good news is you have earned a 50% price reduction at your fav toy store.

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 10:14:23 PM   
MistressLove999


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From: Daytona Beach, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is you have everything in your toybox thats in stock..............

The good news is you got a big bonus for the 3 day weekend

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Play nice & Be Well,

Mistress Love

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 12:17:18 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is the creepy guy thats been hanging around your neighborhood seems to have gone away.


The bad news is that he was replaced by four creepy guys.


quote:

 The good news is you got a big bonus for the 3 day weekend  


The bad news is that your boss thought a large garlic salami was a great bonus to give out.


The good news is that you have been found not guilty.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 7:48:00 AM   
MistressRaevynn


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Status: offline 		The bad news is the lawyer only said 3 words, (Yes, Your honor) and you now owe Him60 thousand dollars

The good news is there are no more terrorists!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 7:50:50 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is 4 yr olds arent considered terrorists so that idea was put to rest.
 
The good news is tha in laws wont be coming to visit

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 12:10:37 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is tha in laws wont be coming to visit


The bad news is that they are moving in.


The good news is that you have found the answers to the universe

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 3:44:48 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you have found the answers to the universe


The bad news is that they are so mind-boggling, they gave you a nervous breakdown.

The good news is that your obnoxious boss just got transferred to another state.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 3:48:47 PM   
DarkSideOfThMoon


Posts: 117
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that she just got replaced by her doubly obnoxious evil twin.

The good news is that you have just been promoted to manager

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 7:50:42 PM   
HouseofBear


Posts: 1280
Joined: 2/9/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that is manager of the local dive bar and it pays minimum wage.

The good news is that you can wear whatever you wish to work.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/26/2006 10:29:16 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HouseofBear
The good news is that you can wear whatever you wish to work.


The bad news is that you're working for minimum wage at the local car wash.

The good news is that your son just graduated from college, so no more tuition bills.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/27/2006 1:52:14 AM   
srllile7


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Status: offline 		The bad news is your son is moving back home with a college degree and no job. 

The good news is hes not brining his girlfriend with him.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/27/2006 2:01:57 AM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he is bringing his boyfriend.

The good news is that you like younger guys.

Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/27/2006 2:04:53 AM   
VandalHeart


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quote:

ORIGINAL: srllile7

The good news is hes not brining his girlfriend with him.



The bad news is he is bringing home his boyfriends and a goat while telling you "Don't ask" as they pile into your daughter's room

The good news is, you just finished that book you've been writing for so long.

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/27/2006 2:13:09 AM   
LaMalinche


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Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that your hard-drive crashed.

The good news is that you now have time to work on your rock-garden.


Best,

LaMalinche


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