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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 8:34:54 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		the bad news is her scrubs arent cut low enough to see anything

the good news is shes accepted an invitation back to your place after work

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 10:12:03 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

the good news is shes accepted an invitation back to your place after work


The bad news is that she intends to use her scalpel collection you rearrange your body parts


The good news is that you discovered oil in your back yard

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 10:27:09 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you discovered oil in your back yard


The bad news is that you are a renter, so now your landlord is very rich.

The good news is that your obnoxious neighbor with the barking dog has finally moved.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 10:45:35 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is that your obnoxious neighbor with the barking dog has finally moved.


The bad news is that an annoying, skinny little geek of a guy (tape on glasses, pocket protector and belt clip calculator) has moved in and adopted you as his best friend. He comes over constantly and wants to talk about his lentil bean mosaics and his collection of live Burmese cockroaches. Oh... and he owns a llama that spits at you every time you leave your apartment. 


The good news is that you paid all of your bills and you still have money left over to treat yourself to a nice dinner somewhere.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/23/2006 5:08:10 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is one of the Burmese cockroaches came with you and is now crawling out of your pocket into your food, and the lady at the next table to you sees it, is very weak stomached and vomits all over you.

The good news is that the restaurant manager did not realize you brought in the roach and gives you your meal for free.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/23/2006 5:46:53 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		The bad news it the lady vomitted on it too.

The good news is she offered to take you out to dinner another time.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/23/2006 8:23:34 PM   
Yedi


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Status: offline 		The Bad news... she's old enough to remember voting for FDR

Good news Karma finally starts working correctly

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 12:59:25 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that like Earl, you have a list to work off.
 
The good news is that there are several new films out
you have been waiting to see.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Yedi
Good news Karma finally starts working correctly


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 1:36:20 AM   
CERCKL


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quote:

The good news is that there are several new films out
you have been waiting to see.


The bad news is that you are now unemployed and cannot afford to go see them.
The good news is that your friend is willing to pay your admission...

C

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 12:31:28 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that your friend is willing to pay your admission...


The bad news is that he is charging 100% interest compounded daily until you pay him back.He introduces you to his friend Guido.


The good news is that you find a large bag of money in the street.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 12:38:37 PM   
brokenmaleslave


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he is charging 100% interest compounded daily until you pay himff back.He introduces you to his friend Guido.


The good news is that you find a large bag of money in the street.
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Bad news is that the bag is a pay-off to the maffia, and as a result of not geting the bag they release the gas clouds of deadly toxin into your neighbourhood.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 12:41:49 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The good news is you have a gasmask.

The bad news is that it is a WWI model and this is not phosgene.  

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 12:55:25 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.... what shall we do with you.

The good news is that the thread is back on track.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 3:26:13 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		The bad news is: It won't be the first time it will be pulled off track.

The good news is: atleast it wasn't a train pulled off track.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 8:39:32 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the train on the track is rattling all the windows in your apartment every hour on the hour.

The good news is that you have found a new, larger apartment at 3/4 the cost to rent.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/24/2006 9:42:54 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that you have found a new, larger apartment at 3/4 the cost to rent.


The bad news is that you have to share the apartment with 6 oriental Sumo wrestlers


The good news is that you finally have that dream vacation

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 8:12:14 AM   
Evanesce


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quote:

The good news is that you finally have that dream vacation


The bad news is you were asleep when you had it.
 
The good news is you got a solid 8 hours' sleep.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 12:50:43 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is you got a solid 8 hours' sleep.


The bad news is that it was in the drunk tank of your local police department.


The good news is that you are out on bail.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 12:57:27 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The bad news is tonight you will be featured on a segment of  'America's Most Wanted.'

The good news is you are almost done with your day at work...

Ron

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/25/2006 1:37:57 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		Bad news is: You have to work you night job tonight.

Good news is: there is a 3 day weekend coming.

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