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Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:05:50 PM)
the bad news is the rat mobile is a surplus clown car painted Barney purple with Barbie pink polka dots and isn't very scary nor big enough to fit all your rats The good news is when you cruise main street with it filled with you at the wheel and your mall ninja rat buds all bow before you...or are they falling down laughing. Either way they offer not resistance.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:09:42 PM)
quote: The good news is when you cruise main street with it filled with you at the wheel and your mall ninja rat buds all bow before you...or are they falling down laughing. Either way they offer not resistance. The bad news is that you are so distracted from watching those bend the knee either in reverence or in abject mirth you fail to see the Mack truck coming in time to get out of its way. The good news is that the ninja rats cushion you like a large, furry airbag.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:11:56 PM)
the bad news is that you lost your ride and some of the best contributers to your fertalizer empire the good news is the truck driver ran a red light and offers to buy you the new ride you have been looking at to keep you from sueing

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:17:25 PM)
quote: the good news is the truck driver ran a red light and offers to buy you the new ride you have been looking at to keep you from sueing The bad news is that your auto insurance company drops you like a bad habit for using fluffy animals as airbags. The good news is that PETA hasn't heard the news story so you are free and clear!

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:19:41 PM)
The bad news is those ALF bastards did and have declared war on you and your mall ninja rat army The good news is the hit to your fertalizer operation wasn't as bad as you had feared and have plenty of money to fight your war. Plus giant rat crap makes really great ammo to fend off thsoe ALF guys.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:25:23 PM)
quote: The good news is the hit to your fertalizer operation wasn't as bad as you had feared and have plenty of money to fight your war. Plus giant rat crap makes really great ammo to fend off thsoe ALF guys. The bad news is that you, for some odd reason, get kidnapped by Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones before the war takes off. The good news is Keith forgets why he kidnapped you.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:26:37 PM)
the bad news is aparently Keith is a nudest and not shy about it The good news is you got backstage passes for yourself and your entire army

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:31:15 PM)
quote: The good news is you got backstage passes for yourself and your entire army The bad news is that Mick and Charlie are nudists too. The good news is that the ninja rats kick The Stones asses and you storm the stage to the wild roar of applause from the crowd.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:33:17 PM)
the bad news is the entire band strips down into all their nudist glory and storm the stage for a comeback scaring all your new allies in the crowd away. The good news is it's you and your ninja rat army agianst some old nudists that smell of ben gay.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:37:49 PM)
quote: The good news is it's you and your ninja rat army agianst some old nudists that smell of ben gay. The bad news is that the nudist Stones have bowel control issues. The good news is so do your ninja rats!

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:39:36 PM)
The bad news is they use that to their advantage and it isn't bullets that are flying through the air. The good news is you get out of there fast and out of the line of fire.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:43:00 PM)
quote: The good news is you get out of there fast and out of the line of fire. The bad news is that this was a live, multi-network television event and you are smeared in old man and rat feces. The good news is that no one can recognize you that way.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:44:44 PM)
the bad news is being unrecognizable no one knows who to contact for the cause The good news is your ninja rats have overrun the enemy positions and clogged their ammo supply and torn from them their nudist parts

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:52:55 PM)
quote: The good news is your ninja rats have overrun the enemy positions and clogged their ammo supply and torn from them their nudist parts The bad news is that is a visual you will have emblazoned in your memory until you die. The good news is that due to the news coverage the money starts coming in anyway.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:54:10 PM)
the bad news is that it is an image you will have in your mind forever as well the good news is I will apparently have enough money for therapy unlike you

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 9:59:01 PM)
quote: the good news is I will apparently have enough money for therapy unlike you The bad news is that I don't need therapy. The doctors have done all they can. I have the M-16 and the billboard all picked out. The good news is that it is too hot out to randomly shoot at things.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 10:02:34 PM)
the bad news is I have my own billboard a safe full of rifles and pistols and shoot my guns reguarly at least once every week or two the good news is your are right its to damn hot to randomly shoot at things

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 10:05:52 PM)
quote: the good news is your are right its to damn hot to randomly shoot at things The bad news is that dealing with sanity isn't one of our problems. The good news is that before this henious plot gets off the ground somehow I get transformed into one of the seven dwarfs.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 10:10:57 PM)
the bad news is one of my favorite targets is a dwarf and the weather has just gotten a lot nicer the good news is you get to shack up with snow white

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 10:14:35 PM)
quote: the good news is you get to shack up with snow white The bad news is so do six of my closest friends. The good news is it's off to work they go... and I have handcuffs and a flogger and Snow White is quivering with anticipation.

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