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Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 10:18:58 PM)
the bad news is snow white is really a shemale and what a surprise you are in for the good news is there is always porn beer and the tv

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 12:37:46 AM)
quote: the good news is there is always porn beer and the tv The bad news is that both the beer and the actresses are flat and the TV only tunes in Martha Stewart. The good news is that Martha Stewart is secretly kinky.

VandalHeart -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 6:48:31 AM)
The bad news is that's not cable, it's not antenna, and that's not Martha Stewart. It's actually Earl's videotape that he made just for you, and when you thought you were hitting the power button, you were actually hitting play on a new tape...every time. The worse news, is that you weren't wrong about the kinky part. The good news is, Earl doesn't think he's Jesus anymore.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 8:47:28 AM)
The bad new's is he now thinks he is the Anti-Christ. The good news is he finds a new love interest in your brother.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 10:11:28 AM)
quote: The good news is he finds a new love interest in your brother. The bad news is so do you. The good news is that the brother is poly.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 10:15:59 AM)
the bad news is the reason you have a love interest in your brother is because he passed away and you are having a bout of necrophilia the good news is the dead can't say no

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 10:24:00 AM)
quote: the good news is the dead can't say no The bad news is that a toxic chemical has been accidently released into the atmosphere and it reanimates the dead and you now have to deal with flesh eating zombies. The good news is that you were prepared for such an event.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 10:32:02 AM)
the bad news is that hot girl you had a date with is one of the zombies and your bout of necrophilia has run its course The good news is Anna Kournikova in a twist of fate has ended up in your hide away bunker and wants to repopulate the world with you

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 4:44:56 PM)
The bad news is she is actually one of the last remaining reptile creatures from East of Eden and forces you to carry the child to term and give birth. The good news is the house next door to you is slated to become the next sorority house.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 4:55:21 PM)
the bad news is it is filled with those dead zombie bastards the good news is it was all a dream and Anna isn't really a reptile and all is well....except for the zombie

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/31/2006 10:33:07 PM)
quote: the good news is it was all a dream and Anna isn't really a reptile and all is well....except for the zombie The bad news is... you weren't asleep. The good news is that you asked your doctor to see if dreaming while awake is normal.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 3:09:55 AM)
The bad news is that your doctor isn't really a doctor, but just a guy that stayed at a Holiday Inn. The good news is that you have just won free meals from a restaurant of your choice for life.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 3:14:38 AM)
quote: The good news is that you have just won free meals from a restaurant of your choice for life. The bad news is that the free meals for life are only for McDonald's drive-thrus. The good news is that nutrition experts predict that you'll have a very short life.

LaMalinche -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 4:39:11 AM)
The bad news is you won't be able to have sex ever again because McDonald's lowers your sex drive. The good news is that you have been admitted to the Priesthood.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 6:54:10 AM)
The bad news is you have to start out as an alter boy. The good news is your proctologist says there is nothing wrong with your prostate.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 9:54:27 AM)
quote: The good news is your proctologist says there is nothing wrong with your prostate. The bad news is he lost his flashlight... The good news is that he knows where it is.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 10:05:26 AM)
the bad news it is requires large forcepts up your rectum and he used up all his lube on the last patient. The good news is you have Anna at home to make your day better once you get home

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 10:11:44 AM)
quote: The good news is you have Anna at home to make your day better once you get home The bad news is that when you get home you find her making mad passionate love to a garden gnome. The good news is that the gnome seems to be enjoying himself.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 10:17:54 AM)
the bad news is she is so into it with the gnomb that she doesn't even notice you the good news is the gnomb is just shaped that way and is a toy you got her last week and her intention is the be ready for you

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 10:27:29 AM)
quote: the good news is the gnomb is just shaped that way and is a toy you got her last week and her intention is the be ready for you The bad news is that she now prefers the gnome over you. The good news is that you have a hot Swedish chick on the side.

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