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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 5:24:30 PM)
quote: Good news! You've been invited to the set of a movie starring your favorite actor. The bad news is that your favorite actor quit the project the day before you got there. Hey! That's a wonderful deck you have had built on your house!

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 6:11:21 PM)
The bad news is that it was built by my brother! Good news! You've won an all-expense paid vacation anywhere in the world you want to go!

Saratov -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 6:17:02 PM)
The Bad News is, they are in the hospital and none of the scenes being shot will be theirs. The Good News is your mother in law HATES to travel and lives across the country!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 9:17:47 PM)
quote: Good news! You've won an all-expense paid vacation anywhere in the world you want to go! The bad news is that you can only stay 2 minutes in each place. quote: The Good News is your mother in law HATES to travel and lives across the country! The bad news is that they have perfected the Star Trek transporter and she will be beaming over any minute now. Great news! You were just left your billionaire uncle's entire fortune!

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 9:50:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Great news! You were just left your billionaire uncle's entire fortune! The bad news shows through DNA testing, he wasn't really your uncle and the money goes to your estranged cousin. Good news...you just one a lifetime supply of Rice A Roni on a game show.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 10:00:21 PM)
quote: Good news...you just one a lifetime supply of Rice A Roni on a game show. The bad news is you won't eat it because it has vermicelli pasta in it. You know vermicelli means little worms. Dude! You're getting a Dell!

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 10:33:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Dude! You're getting a Dell! The bad news...Gauge's computer keys stuck and he meant to say Dude! You're getting a farmer in the Dell! Good news...your holding a straight flush!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 7:37:15 AM)
The bad news is you're playing go fish. Good news, you've been invited to a party.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 2:26:08 PM)
quote: Good news, you've been invited to a party. The bad news it is being held by vampires and you are the "keg on tap." WOW! Your very own custom Harley Davidson motercycle!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 3:02:35 PM)
The bad news is it doesn't run and replacing the custom parts would cost more then you can ever hope to afford. You've just won a free weekend stay in a mountain cabin.

siouxie -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 4:06:08 PM)
bad news: it's off season and there's no-one to rescue you when you're snowed in good news: there's a knock at the door

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 7:04:54 PM)
Bad news: It's the Police, and they know about the body under the stairs. Good news. You have time to take a nice hot bath before bed.

hidemyeyes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 7:32:39 PM)
Bad news: the bath tub is green with mould. Good news: your slave girl said she 'just loves being domestic" on her profile. "Come here, woman!!"

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 8:34:10 PM)
The bad news is that she is not really a slave and she loves you being domestic. Good news, your spouse just got a big promotion and work.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 11:07:05 PM)
quote: Good news, your spouse just got a big promotion and work. The bad news is it requires you to move to Iran Great news!! You do not have to pay any bills for the next six months!

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 11:33:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Great news!! You do not have to pay any bills for the next six months! Bad news...collectors are keeping a running total payable at the end of six months. Good news...a friend just phoned and told you the gas station on the corner is selling gas under $2.00 a gallon.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/1/2006 11:40:50 PM)
quote: Good news...a friend just phoned and told you the gas station on the corner is selling gas under $2.00 a gallon. The bad news is he lives in South Africa. Good news, you discover that you bought a rare, original Picaso painting at a yard sale for only $2

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 12:25:53 AM)
The bad news is you only bought it for the frame, and the painting was long gone with last night's garbage before you realized it. Good news! You invented a cure for the common cold.

DoNotDisobey -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 12:31:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: orokana Good news! You invented a cure for the common cold. The bad news is, it can only be administered rectally. (Okay, that may be good news for some of you [:D]) Great news! Ed McMahon says you could already be a millionaire!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 12:34:52 AM)
The bad news is he also says that to everyone else. Good news! Someone just sent you flowers.

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