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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 10:51:14 PM)
quote: The good news is that you quickly find a new background dancer who is very handsome. The bad news is he has 15 outstanding Federal warrants for murder. Good news! You have just hit the big lottery and you will never, ever have to worry about money again.

TheShadows -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 12:17:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Good news! You have just hit the big lottery and you will never, ever have to worry about money again. BAD news! You lose the ticket on the way to the Claims Office. Good news! Your arch enemy at work got demoted.

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 4:01:03 AM)
The bad news is, so did you. Good news! You've been cast in the movie version of your favorite broadway musical.

rivenmoon -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 4:28:43 AM)
Bad news is..... you got the part of Toto in the broadway muscial of Wizard of Oz Good News ! You found your lost credit card down the back of the lounge.....

Thanatosian -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 10:10:21 AM)
the bad news is it was the local striptease lounge and all of the girls there had maxed it out the good news is that you finally get your dungeon/playroom set up just how you want it

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 1:06:42 PM)
quote: the good news is that you finally get your dungeon/playroom set up just how you want it The bad news is that the bank is foreclosing on you and you must vacate in three days. Good news! A very sexy Hollywood star has come forward and declared their undying love for you.

amativedame -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 2:11:21 PM)
The bad news is that is all because of a deal they made with someone on the "deal or no deal" thread, and all they want is the everlasting fame they get from marring you. The good news is that still like you enough to want to have sex with you.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 2:24:22 PM)
quote: The good news is that still like you enough to want to have sex with you. The bad news is that it's "vanilla" with the lights off. The good news is that your kids just moved out of the house!

BitaTruble -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 2:29:02 PM)
quote: The good news is that your kids just moved out of the house! They bad news is because they burned it to the ground. The good news is you have finally lost those extra 10 pounds so you fit into that fab dress...

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 9:51:14 PM)
quote: The good news is you have finally lost those extra 10 pounds so you fit into that fab dress... The bad news is that you wear the dress to an ice cream festival, where you pig out like there was no tomorrow. Good News! You are going to be the first BDSM astronaut

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 10:25:19 PM)
Bad news is you are scheduled for a solo flight. Good news!Your in-laws are moving 1000 miles away!

ElectraGlide -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/4/2006 10:37:21 PM)
When my in-laws moved a 1000 miles away I was so hurt that I rushed to their house to help them pack for the move.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 9:31:05 AM)
quote: Good news!Your in-laws are moving 1000 miles away! Bad news - The local call that your significant other made to them before is now long distance, and EVERY 'f...n' time you have a vacation or day off you'll be making that 1000 mile trip. Good News - You checked in at the airport and the airlines upgraded you to the First Class section.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 12:56:45 PM)
quote: Good News - You checked in at the airport and the airlines upgraded you to the First Class section. The bad news is that you must sit between Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh The good news is that you have won the vacation of your dreams!

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 1:43:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: Good News - You checked in at the airport and the airlines upgraded you to the First Class section. The bad news is that you must sit between Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh ROFLMAO...oh Gauge that IS a good one! quote: The good news is that you have won the vacation of your dreams! The bad news is you have no idea how or where to collect on it. The good news is the coin you found amongst your dead grandfather's belongings is worth millions!

caitlyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 1:56:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: champagnewishes The good news is the coin you found amongst your dead grandfather's belongings is worth millions! of Pesos. Good news ... the doctor just called and you don't have to have your tongue amputated after all.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 9:20:11 PM)
quote: Good news ... the doctor just called and you don't have to have your tongue amputated after all. The bad news is that he called an hour after your surgery. The good news is that you are getting a brand new, flat screen TV

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 9:26:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you are getting a brand new, flat screen TV At least it is now that the delivery guys dropped it out the back of the truck and the semi behind them ran over it. Good news...your office called and told you to take the day off...with pay.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/5/2006 9:57:07 PM)
quote: Good news...your office called and told you to take the day off...with pay. The bad news is that you do and later find out it was not your office that called. Dude! You are getting engaged to the hottest chick in the world!

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/8/2006 2:38:45 PM)
The bad news is that she already had sex with all of your friends and brothers and now finds herself pregnant, but has not idea who the father is, and really wants someone to support the kid. Good news - A new cafe' with a zillion type of coffee beans is opening on your block. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Dude! You are getting engaged to the hottest chick in the world!

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