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TolerableCruelty -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 2:15:55 AM)
the bad news is that you've developed black spots on your lungs from inhaling the fragrance of them, not knowing they'd been sprayed with a horrible insecticide... Good News !!! your ex-wife got remarried a few months ago and you've been informed your alimony payments will be refunded

MsLayla -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 2:28:01 AM)
The bad news is that its you she is remarrying. Good news!! Your grannie decided she is against matterialism and is giving away all her possesions to you!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 11:00:33 AM)
quote: Good news!! Your grannie decided she is against matterialism and is giving away all her possesions to you! The bad news is that you now have a lifetime supply of Depends and foot powder Good news! The government is building a super highway right where your house is and they are going to pay you a small fortune for your house!

Guest -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 12:55:32 PM)
quote: Good news! The government is building a super highway right where your house is and they are going to pay you a small fortune for your house! the bad news is they are paying you in government time but you have to move out today. Good News! The house you want to buy is marked down from it's original listing price.

mnottertail -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 12:58:45 PM)
the bad news: unfortunately so is the one I am selling to cover the cost of the new one. the good news is it is only gonna hurt till you pass out.

TheShadows -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 1:08:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail the good news is it is only gonna hurt till you pass out. The bad news is, when you passed out, you pissed yourself. Great news! Your 60 year old mother quit smoking today!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 2:23:34 PM)
quote: Great news! Your 60 year old mother quit smoking today! The bad news is she still drinks and does illegal drugs and gets into many bar fights. Hey, hey, hey!!! You got a beautiful diamond engagement ring!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 3:47:05 PM)
The bad news is it's from your uncle. Good news! You've won a free home makeover.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 5:02:23 PM)
Bad news is that every room in the house will be painted school bus yellow. Good news is that you are now the proud parent of a bouncing baby boy.

michaelGA2 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 5:09:22 PM)
Bad News: he's overweight and is actually shaped like a ball. Good News: Publisher's Clearing House knocks on your door a large check with your name on it.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 9:02:44 PM)
Bad news is they film it and your probation officer sees you (and it's been waaay too long!). Good news! You've won a year's worth of cakes from the "cake of the month" club!

siouxie -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 9:49:03 PM)
bad news: you're diabetic good news: your novel gets published

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 10:26:47 PM)
quote: good news: your novel gets published The bad news is that you die suddenly in a tragic saltwater taffy pulling contest accident. Good news! You own a prize winning race horse!

yourMissTress -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/2/2006 11:15:08 PM)
Bad News: He's over due for the glue factory. Good News! You have invented a product to stop hair loss.

MsLayla -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 12:11:53 AM)
Bad news is you tested it on yourself, and the side effects of the first few tests are.. well.. Your hair is not coming back any more. Good news is that after long unemployment you have gotten a job in the postoffice.

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 6:45:30 AM)
The bad news is the guy who's job you took over decides to come in armed to the teeth the next day and chuck a live grenade at you. Good news! You're going to star in a brand new children's television show.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 1:57:01 PM)
quote: Good news! You're going to star in a brand new children's television show. The bad news is that you get typecast for the rest of your career as Marty The Martian Monkey Good news! The boss is giving you a nice raise and a fat bonus check!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 4:32:16 PM)
The bad news is it's because you slept with him, and you're sure to get fired if you cut him off. Good news! You've just released a pop album and it's flying off the shelves.

amativedame -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 6:41:22 PM)
The bad news is that everyone things you are the new William Hung. The good news is that one of your background dancers wants to marry you & is releasing his own record.... which is sure to gain you respect.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/3/2006 6:48:49 PM)
The bad news is that it is a police record (felonious of course) The good news is that you quickly find a new background dancer who is very handsome.

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