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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/8/2006 10:18:22 PM)
quote: Good news - A new cafe' with a zillion type of coffee beans is opening on your block. The bad news is that you have developed a heart condition and you can no longer tolerate any cafeine. The good news is that your boss is taking you and your co-workers out to a fancy restaurant.

mnottertail -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 5:44:15 AM)
The bad news is that I gotta pay for it. The good news is that you have been given a week off with pay. Ron

knees2you -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 7:21:29 AM)
The Bad news is when You get back they are downsizing Your Job. Good news is that Your Wife just hit the Lottery! Ant[;)]

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 12:12:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: knees2you The Bad news is when You get back they are downsizing Your Job. Good news is that Your Wife just hit the Lottery! Ant[;)] The Bad new is, it was the day after the divorce was finalized. The good news is, the woman of your dreams says she loves you.

BitaTruble -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 1:22:11 PM)
quote: The good news is, the woman of your dreams says she loves you. The bad news is that it's your sister. The good news is that you just won dental services with free teeth whitening for life!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 2:10:32 PM)
quote: The good news is that you just won dental services with free teeth whitening for life! The bad news is that you wear full dentures already. The good news is that you have won an all expense paid trip to a tropical island paradise.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 2:12:10 PM)
Bads news is nary a tooth in your head! Good news! You found dream car for a GREAT price!

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 5:12:04 PM)
The bad news is that it is during the busy season at work and your boss refuses to let you off. The bad news is that the minute you got the car home, the sanitation truck back into it and its totalled. The good news is that the your mean boss just got fired.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 10:40:05 PM)
quote: The good news is that the your mean boss just got fired. The bad news is that they promoted your asshole, good for nothing co-worker to fill his spot. The good news is that there is a block button feature on these message boards.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/9/2006 11:34:45 PM)
The bad news is that the HNG's figure this out and set up multiple accounts. The good news is that your apartment complex is being remodeled. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that there is a block button feature on these message boards.

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:07:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval The bad news is that the HNG's figure this out and set up multiple accounts. The good news is that your apartment complex is being remodeled. Vendaval The bad news is, it's going condo and you need a quarter million to buy in. The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:33:27 PM)
quote: The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old. The bad news is that you have the mind of a turnip. The good news is that you have learned to fly jet airplanes

thegreymistress -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:41:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old. The bad news is that you have the mind of a turnip. The good news is that you have learned to fly jet airplanes The bad news is you forgot to practice your landing technique The good news is your wife won the 40 million dollar lottery

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:48:17 PM)
quote: The good news is your wife won the 40 million dollar lottery The bad news is that your divorce was final yesterday. The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune

thegreymistress -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:55:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune The bad news is your sons rabbits enjoyed eating it before the judge could see it himself The good news is you don't have to feed the rabbits today

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 12:57:17 PM)
The bad news is that you don't have a big enough pot for cooking it. The good news is that is it a beautiful, warm spring day outside. And all the cute college co-eds, both boys and girls, are wearing very little clothing. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 8:30:44 PM)
The bad news is that the rabbits have eaten everything else in your garden as well and that you have developed pink eye and can not stand going outside in the sun to view the sight of the young coeds. The good news is that you now do not have to go to the work of freezing any vegetables this year.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/10/2006 10:14:11 PM)
quote: The good news is that you now do not have to go to the work of freezing any vegetables this year. The bad news is that you have all the pickled pigs feet that you can possibly eat. The good news is that your band has been signed to a multi-million dollar recording contract

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 1:19:20 AM)
The bad news is that the lead singer blew the advance on hookers and blow followed with Vicodin chasers. Now his sorry ass is in the hospital from an OD. The good news is that there is a big party this weekend at your friend's house. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that your band has been signed to a multi-million dollar recording contract

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 12:50:43 PM)
quote: The good news is that there is a big party this weekend at your friend's house. The bad news is that you will be out of town with your wife because she just had to see a collection of quilts at a museum The good news is that you have been invited to a VIP dinner in the White House

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