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Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 2:19:01 PM)
The bad news is that you are going as a waiter. The good news is that it is election time for governor in your beautiful state of California. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have been invited to a VIP dinner in the White House

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 5:49:59 PM)
The bad news is that you were just sentenced as a felon and are unable to vote. The good news is that your mother just retired to California, and gave you her home in Atlanta.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 5:51:52 PM)
The bad news is it's the house Whitney Houston is living in. Good news: You finally won that big lawsuit

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 6:16:57 PM)
quote: Good news: You finally won that big lawsuit The bad news is that at the celebration your lawyer trips and breaks his hip and sues you for damages and pain and suffering. Easy come... Easy go The good news is that you are taking a long awaited cruise

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 7:39:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you are taking a long awaited cruise The bad news is that as soon as the ship takes off, you realize that your mother-in law, ex-wife, boss, and someone who used to stalk you are all on the same cruise. The good news is that you won a $1,000 shopping spree.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/11/2006 9:43:21 PM)
quote: The good news is that you won a $1,000 shopping spree The bad news is that the spree is to be held in a new car dealership and you have 10 minutes to spend your whopping $1,000 The good news is that you find a dog on the street. You take it to a vet. The vet nurses it back to health. Your story gets picked up as a feel good piece on a national news program. You get a call from Bill Gates, the dog's owner and he has told you to name your reward for your kindness.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 10:30:54 AM)
The bad news is the dog IS your reward. Good news: Your new neighbor works for your favorite beer/wine/liquor (you choose) company and offers you all freebies you want.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 10:36:29 AM)
Bad News: Your an alcoholic. Good News: You came up with way to end the high gas prices.

mnottertail -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 10:49:52 AM)
The bad news is I have to walk the 45 miles to work one way. The good news, there is a new anti-smoking pill out.

missgiveNTake -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 11:10:01 AM)
Bad news: It causes a large rash on your nose when you take it. Good news: You just won a mint condition '57 Chevy

laurasecrets -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 4:31:59 PM)
quote: The good news is that you have been invited to a VIP dinner in the White House the bad news is you have to spend the night with bush the good news... you just found a magic wand... which will grant you 3 wishes

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 5:58:38 PM)
quote: the good news... you just found a magic wand... which will grant you 3 wishes The bad news is that you didn't know the wand was able to grant three wishes until after you had posted three silly wishes on this message thread. The good news is that you are taking 5 months off from your job to travel the world.

missgiveNTake -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 7:00:56 PM)
the bad news is: it's on the Titanic Good news is: Your finally getting the House you always wanted.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 8:02:46 PM)
The bad news is that your and your significant other's parents have decided to move in with you. The good news is that the house has an indoor heated pool.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/12/2006 8:53:29 PM)
quote: The good news is that the house has an indoor heated pool The bad news is the pool isn't supposed to be heated. Further investigation of this phenomena results in a geologist telling you that your house was built over a volcanically active area. The good news is that you are a rich, famous, rock star and can get all the sex you could ever want.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 12:54:17 AM)
The bad news is that you had to flee to a remote desert area to escape the paparazzi and stalkers. The good news is that you were able to afford a whole new summer wardrobe. You are now quite the stylin' babe. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you are a rich, famous, rock star and can get all the sex you could ever want.

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 4:52:59 AM)
The Bad news is by the time summer rolls around you have gained 15 pounds. The good news is you have just won a free membership to a local gym.

rivenmoon -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 8:33:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind The good news is you have just won a free membership to a local gym. Bad news is you have to get out of town real quick cause the feds are looking for you. GOOD NEWS YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GET INTO HEAVEN FREE CARD.

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 2:04:29 PM)
Bad news is you already sold your soul to the devil. The good news is you found your long lost twin!

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 2:10:39 PM)
Bad news, you hate eachother. Good news, you found the love of your life.

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