RapierFugue
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Joined: 3/16/2006 From: London, England Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Yep, it always fell to Kirk to demonstrate a kiss to any female alien. Unless she was plain, in which case Bones was given the job. If she was both ugly and weird, Chekov would be assigned to fall in love with her. And if Ensign Expendable started cuddling up to her, you knew she was actually a Head Munching Splurglebeast Of Planet Deatheon VII in disguise, and would be feeding approximately 3 seconds after they both walked out of shot, following her saying "why not join me on the grass over there, it's more secluded". <fx: shouts at the TV> “Don’t do it Ensign Expendable! Don’t throw your young life and promising career away like that! She’s a fucking Head Munching Splurglebeast and will ...” <high-pitched scream of terror> <sounds of gurgitation> “You dumb fuck”.
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