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HannahLynHeather -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 8:16:19 PM)

cam whores!! fuck ya! that's the ticket. lol

and not interested in our bodies eh? well, i believe you, but i think you're being just a little disingenuous here, you have ulterior fucking motives.

i'm not dumb, i know what 4 naked women attracts. it attracts men, lots of them, like flies to shit. i'm on to you, you wily old bugger.

and hunky. there's a fucking fireplace in the bedroom!! this is the place i want, if i can get it.





Wolf2Bear -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 8:17:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

How 'bout a fifth roommate?  Sounds like there's enough room.



Another variation to that option is to advertise at one of the colleges or university. Often one can luck out with a student renter for 8 months of the year. Just might luck out on a student who is not a party animal that'll trash the place. I lucked out on a student who rented my 2 bedroom basement apt 2 years ago. She is now working, doesn't party and pays her rent on time!




Wolf2Bear -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 8:27:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather


i'm not dumb, i know what 4 naked women attracts. it attracts men, lots of them, like flies to shit. i'm on to you, you wily old bugger.





LOL  not this guy  [:)]




LanceHughes -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 8:28:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

cam whores!! fuck ya! that's the ticket. lol

and not interested in our bodies eh? well, i believe you, but i think you're being just a little disingenuous here, you have ulterior fucking motives.

i'm not dumb, i know what 4 naked women attracts. it attracts men, lots of them, like flies to shit. i'm on to you, you wily old bugger.

and hunky. there's a fucking fireplace in the bedroom!! this is the place i want, if i can get it.

NO! NOT cam whores.  LIVE skinny dipping.  Didn't somebody say "near Army Post"?  Oh, fuck, discovered.... yes, the ulterior motive is to get those Army boys all hot-n-bothered and then, since they can't have you girls, they'll get their rocks off with good old Captain Hughes.  OOPS! Said way too much there.
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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather
i'm not dumb, i know what 4 naked women attracts. it attracts men, lots of them, like flies to shit. i'm on to you, you wily old bugger.

LOL  not this guy  [:)]

But, I'll bet you'll help with MY plan, won't you?  The girls get the admittance fees, we get the .........."leftovers."  Yeah, the leftovers. LOL!

Now how are we going to fairly "divide" them?  Oh, easy, peasy.  You get the ones that want to BE blown.  I get the ones that want TO blow.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 8:36:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

But, I'll bet you'll help with MY plan, won't you?  The girls get the admittance fees, we get the .........."leftovers."  Yeah, the leftovers. LOL!


~thinking of lineups of army guys...waiting~.....uhm, sorry got distracted there. yes lance, I would be more than willing to help  *grinz*




SuzeCheri -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (7/31/2011 9:32:43 PM)

There's one problem with that plan. We're Canadian. After you do all 4 of the soldiers, what are you going to do, move onto the navy?

I hear those two guys are pretty seriously involved. Maybe the air force?

Ha! The air force is totally straight, he's got a girlfriend.




tj444 -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 8:54:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

cam whores!! fuck ya! that's the ticket. lol

and not interested in our bodies eh? well, i believe you, but i think you're being just a little disingenuous here, you have ulterior fucking motives.

i'm not dumb, i know what 4 naked women attracts. it attracts men, lots of them, like flies to shit. i'm on to you, you wily old bugger.

and hunky. there's a fucking fireplace in the bedroom!! this is the place i want, if i can get it.

Oh, I hope you can get it.. it does sound very nice.. crossing my fingers for ya [:)]




Wolf2Bear -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:01:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri

There's one problem with that plan. We're Canadian. After you do all 4 of the soldiers, what are you going to do, move onto the navy?



*grinz*  So is this bear Canadian! Lance would, be able to stay in Canada for 6 months. Once we get through the army, there's the reserves, police, firemen.....etc.




Hillwilliam -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:02:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kiarsia

If florida wasnt so far away and I wasnt currently going through my own hell of household problems Id say come live with me. I could deal with the 4 of you running around here.......I even have a river accross the street to skinny dip in.

You got fuckin alligators in your rivers. Not good for skinny dipping.




tj444 -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:09:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
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ORIGINAL: kiarsia
If florida wasnt so far away and I wasnt currently going through my own hell of household problems Id say come live with me. I could deal with the 4 of you running around here.......I even have a river accross the street to skinny dip in.

You got fuckin alligators in your rivers. Not good for skinny dipping.

hmmm I hope the girls' lake is nicer than the lakes i remember... those had leeches in them.. [sm=help.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:11:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri

There's one problem with that plan. We're Canadian. After you do all 4 of the soldiers, what are you going to do, move onto the navy?

I hear those two guys are pretty seriously involved. Maybe the air force?

Ha! The air force is totally straight, he's got a girlfriend.




thanks, girls.. I just snorted Sprite out through my nose... LOL!!!




Hillwilliam -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:19:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tj444


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
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ORIGINAL: kiarsia
If florida wasnt so far away and I wasnt currently going through my own hell of household problems Id say come live with me. I could deal with the 4 of you running around here.......I even have a river accross the street to skinny dip in.

You got fuckin alligators in your rivers. Not good for skinny dipping.

hmmm I hope the girls' lake is nicer than the lakes i remember... those had leeches in them.. [sm=help.gif]

There are lots of leeches in FL but they all parasitize cold blooded animals. No worries for humans. Now lakes up north are a TOALLY fucking different story.




tj444 -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 9:29:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: tj444
hmmm I hope the girls' lake is nicer than the lakes i remember... those had leeches in them.. [sm=help.gif]

There are lots of leeches in FL but they all parasitize cold blooded animals. No worries for humans. Now lakes up north are a TOALLY fucking different story.

yup, up north, those are the ones.. esssshhhhh (shudder)




impishlilhellcat -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 11:40:40 AM)

Pahunkboy coming from a town where there isn't really much in the way of affordable suitable housing you do what you can to keep a good place. It appears that the landlord has come down 200 dollars, which means that he isn't above the idea of keeping them as renters. He just wants to make some money. They have a few options like getting a few more house mates or rearranging the budget if possible. It's not entirely out of the question that if the rooms are big enough the girls could double up (except for the small room). I don't remember reading how many bedrooms it had, but for instance if it say had 4 bedrooms 3 decent and 1 small. Hannah and Heather could share a room, Suze and Cheri could share a room and they could bring in three more house mates to help with the rent and utilities to help keep costs down. That's just an example. It's not entirely impossible to do or afford.


Edited because apparently I'm incapable of adding today.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 12:11:42 PM)

Did you ask him about utilities, especially in the winter?

I have a lovely big old house with tall ceilings and tons of windows, but my heating bill is a killer.




pahunkboy -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 12:14:58 PM)

I personally do not want any room mates.  If I mess up- then it is all on ME.   So- I am ok with that.




Hillwilliam -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 12:41:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Did you ask him about utilities, especially in the winter?

I have a lovely big old house with tall ceilings and tons of windows, but my heating bill is a killer.


If those 4 moved in, I don't think you'd have to worry about heat. Just sayin.




tj444 -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 12:50:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
If those 4 moved in, I don't think you'd have to worry about heat. Just sayin.

and when they post.. ummm... about their... ummm... various activities.. they will heat everyone else up too... our own version of "global warming"??? [:D]




JWriter -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 1:00:19 PM)

Well, karma is a bitch. Even I know that, sweetheart, and I don't believe in it. Happy moving!




LanceHughes -> RE: we got the fucking boot!! (8/1/2011 5:25:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri

There's one problem with that plan. We're Canadian. After you do all 4 of the soldiers, what are you going to do, move onto the navy?

I hear those two guys are pretty seriously involved. Maybe the air force?

Ha! The air force is totally straight, he's got a girlfriend.

HOT DAMN!  Line up ALL of the Mounties, gay or straight!  I do so love a man in uniform.




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