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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 4:11:45 PM

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O, and I finally fell asleep around 4am this morning, woke up a few times and the final time, discovered I now have a very sore raw throat and I'm starting to cough. I knew that cold wind and rain walking home would do this to me. dammitalltohellandback!

Nope, being exposed to cold germs made you sick; probably while you were in the ER.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 4:20:13 PM

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Well that's just great. I've always heard the worst place to get sick is in a hospital. But every time I get stressed out, I get sick too. I have a lousy immune system.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 4:24:26 PM

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My point is that there has to be exposure to a cold, whether at the hospital or somewhere else.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 5:21:21 PM

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I know, not arguing with you sweetie. The one nurse was coughing like a hack and not even covering her mouth. Of course she's the one who came to question why I didn't have a bracelet on after the x-rays were done, the doc was checking them n gettin ready to release me. Good timing on her part.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 7:24:35 PM

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Ahhh hospitals....GRRR

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/1/2011 7:46:37 PM

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Yeah, I don't much like 'em at all. I go there to get fixed not to get sick.

My dad pulled a funny one a couple of years ago, didn't hurt himself, but we're still laughing about it. He used to downhill ski, went up the lift and realized he had to pee. Nowhere to go once you're up the top of the mountain and coming back down. Alone on the slope, he figured he'd go into the woods. Unzipped his jacket, snowpants & pants first, took off his skis and went into the trees. Not realizing there was no snow pack, it was soft powder. About 4 ft of it. He immediately sank into it, fell face forward and couldn't get himself back up, no leverage. Meanwhile the snow is getting right into his pants and affecting his *ahem* parts. Took him about 5 minutes to get back up and finally do his business. Went back to his skis, took them off again and walked straight to the car and headed home. That'll teach him to ask me why I shave in the shower. Minz, I tellsya!!

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/2/2011 12:52:18 PM

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Yeah, I don't much like 'em at all. I go there to get fixed not to get sick.

My dad pulled a funny one a couple of years ago, didn't hurt himself, but we're still laughing about it. He used to downhill ski, went up the lift and realized he had to pee. Nowhere to go once you're up the top of the mountain and coming back down. Alone on the slope, he figured he'd go into the woods. Unzipped his jacket, snowpants & pants first, took off his skis and went into the trees. Not realizing there was no snow pack, it was soft powder. About 4 ft of it. He immediately sank into it, fell face forward and couldn't get himself back up, no leverage. Meanwhile the snow is getting right into his pants and affecting his *ahem* parts. Took him about 5 minutes to get back up and finally do his business. Went back to his skis, took them off again and walked straight to the car and headed home. That'll teach him to ask me why I shave in the shower. Minz, I tellsya!!

I nearly chocked!! LOL!!

My dad makes a habbit of walking into closed glass doors, youd think he'd learn to look... Ahhh dads!

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 10:10:27 AM

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I got a doozy!! But I'll just say, never let a drugged out person with an IV out of bed let alone dress themselves... you know, you can't put a shirt on with an IV in your arm... Yeah I prolly shoulda waited for the nurse to unhook me...

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 11:37:25 AM

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I was 18 years old kid, with a Bicycle just like the one used in the Marathon,
Long story short, I ended up on a Slope, (going not to fast), but fast enough when cat cross the rod, I hit the front break hard,
the back side of the bike flip over in the air & fell on me of my face on the street,
" the funny thing was, even it hurt like hell, when i was going home each one saw me had to Laugh.. i realised that my nose was kissing my cheek" ...... (Immagine)

face bruises, & broken nose in 3 places, hurt for monthes,
2 hours operation on that broken nose which after all healed (with a tendency)
every time I kneel I felt pain for least a year,
& when I remember it..... pain again

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 2:36:46 PM

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I was 18 years old kid, with a Bicycle just like the one used in the Marathon,
Long story short, I ended up on a Slope, (going not to fast), but fast enough when cat cross the rod, I hit the front break hard,
the back side of the bike flip over in the air & fell on me of my face on the street,
" the funny thing was, even it hurt like hell, when i was going home each one saw me had to Laugh.. i realised that my nose was kissing my cheek" ...... (Immagine)

face bruises, & broken nose in 3 places, hurt for monthes,
2 hours operation on that broken nose which after all healed (with a tendency)
every time I kneel I felt pain for least a year,
& when I remember it..... pain again

Ouch ouch ouch!!!

Was the cat alright at least?

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 3:03:56 PM

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yeah, but it can not hide forever....

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 3:11:09 PM

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yeah, but it can not hide forever....

HAH! So you going after all its 9 lives?

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 4:07:42 PM

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I think they are 8 now, since its lost one when I almost hit it.... by looking at my face after.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 4:10:53 PM

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I think they are 8 now, since its lost one when I almost hit it.... by looking at my face after.

Awww it couldn't have been that bad...

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 8:33:32 PM

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Speaking of bike wrecks...

I was around the same age as I was when I smacked into the tree...

It was getting cool out, long sleeves weather, and there was a wicked wind blowing in from the west, which never happened in Rochester NY. Or, rather, North Chili (pronounced Chai-lie). I mean, the wind was so strong it'd blow the fleas off a dog.

Well, genius here gets the bright idea to get on his bike with a piece of plywood, and let the wind push me down the street, like a sail. Went OK at first, kinda hard to hold onto the plywood. Then a big gust came along, and lifted me almost off the bike. Whoa! Right into a ditch! Damn good thing I had long sleeves. I saw the weeds in the ditch up close and personal. Of course, genius here didn't give a thought about walking home with his bike and a piece of plywood into about 50 mph winds before he set out on his adventure...

Took me a loooong time to get home...

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 8:39:42 PM

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Took me a loooong time to get home...

look at the bright side,
at least you walked home with no one to Laugh at your nose kissing your cheek good night.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 9:39:41 PM

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Stupid bike tricks must be a guy thing LOL

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/5/2011 10:29:39 PM

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Stupid any tricks are always a guy thing, haven't you watched the TV show?

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/6/2011 5:42:31 AM

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HEY!!!! Y'all hold My beer an watch this.

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RE: The Stupidest way you have hurt yourself - 10/6/2011 5:46:51 AM

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haha :)

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