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Smoking is bad for ya.

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I've been avoiding this thread because I knew what tale I would have to tell. Perhaps my tale of woe will prevent other guys from making the same mistake I made. If that it so, then it will be worth it.

I sleep naked (just way more comfortable) and I am not a morning person. My normal routine after waking and slowly draging my ass out of bed would be to do the sleepy man's stomp to the refrigerator for a diet cola (my prefered source of caffine, plus the fizz helps wake you as well). I would then plop my naked butt on the couch and light up a cig. By the time I had finished the cig I was usually awake enough to make it to the shower. This was my normal morning routine... until the day I dropped hot ash on my balls. My ass woke up extra fast that day (scared the living shit out of the cat). Since that day, however, I put on a pair of pants before I plop on the couch and light the cig.

Ya know, I've heard that there are guys who get off on having cigs put out on them, even their balls... I really, really, do not understand those guys.

On the plus side, it did help me along with picking up girls: "Hey baby, wanna see my really cool burn scar?"