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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:05:16 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Don't you understand? Terry is an *uber* Master. You never, ever correct an uber Master in public.

To do so makes you a lesbian bitch.

<Takes away Oside's pearls for the "infraction"!>


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:05:49 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Yes, old Terry has missed the point spectacularly. But like the ´bitch´ tag, being called deranged is probably a compliment when it comes from people like him.

The good ship Bitchfest is now officially launched. Man the cannons, bitches!

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:07:48 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Chatte, it´s men like Terry that make me want to turn lesbian. Is it possible? Please, let it be possible ...

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:17:22 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Status: offline 		Avast me beauties !! <Eying same.> I've sailed the seven seas, and those are finest treasures chests I've ever sighted.

What do you think of my cool pirate hat with the feathers? I feel so very, very special. Is the fake parrot on my shoulder a bit too much, or is it working for me?

See, he's cute. <Pulls string activating voice mechanism> "Ahoy lesbian bitches, bow down to that bilge rat yMT or feel the cat'o'nine on your backside."


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:40:38 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Pirate hats are a must. As are swords.

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:41:42 AM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		Everything else aside, I think we're missing something super important here, people.

IS there a third nipple?

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 7:48:06 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 8:12:47 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*dresses all piratey and stuff* can I be a bitch too?? Hey.. I know the difference between a rope and a LINE on a boat!!!!

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 8:42:09 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Ok, Greedy, you can bitchily keep the ship afloat while we´re strutting around just being bitchy.

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 8:45:37 AM   
LillyBoPeep


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Status: offline 		If there are pirate hats involved, I'll come along. I'm not really a bitch, but I can play one on TV. 
And I'm not going to ask, I'm just going to show up. That seems like a bitchy thing to do. =p


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 8:46:25 AM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		I used to have a sign on my desk. "I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch, and that's Ms. Bitch to you".

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 8:51:55 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Status: offline 		(We gots to have swords, long pointy ones. <Dashes around waving my sword in an imitation of Errol Flynn at his best>)

Avast me lesbian bitch beauties !! Bare your treasure chests or it's the gangplank for yas, and look smart !!

Disclaimer: No lesbian bitches were harmed during the making of this post. This post (and others like it) is not an attempt to disparage lesbians or bitches. It *IS* an attempt to poke fun at yMT, who used both words in a disparaging way in his journal.


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The Good Ship, Lesbian Bitch Beauty - 11/21/2011 8:54:10 AM   
LillyBoPeep


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RE: The Good Ship, Lesbian Bitch Beauty - 11/21/2011 9:06:47 AM   
LafayetteLady


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Status: offline 		I have a couple of really big cannon balls.  I want to play on the ship!

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/21/2011 10:09:03 AM   
VideoAdminDelta


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/27/2011 5:50:53 AM   
yourMasterTerry


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Status: offline 		What a shame... VideoAdminDelta says, "the thread needs to return to the original topic." and you have nothing to say... No fun in that?

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/27/2011 6:36:24 AM   
Fornica


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/27/2011 6:37:35 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		um, because those things that needed to be said have pretty much BEEN said.

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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/27/2011 6:44:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Don't you understand? Terry is an *uber* Master. You never, ever correct an uber Master in public.

To do so makes you a lesbian bitch.



Worth a shot.  I've always wondered what it must be like to be a lesbian.


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RE: Slave, Help me - 11/27/2011 1:02:47 PM   
fragilepieces


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Don't you understand? Terry is an *uber* Master. You never, ever correct an uber Master in public.

To do so makes you a lesbian bitch.



Worth a shot.  I've always wondered what it must be like to be a lesbian.

There is surgery now Steven you need wonder no longer.   :)


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