|
Suleiman -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/27/2011 5:03:34 PM)
|
Briefly going back to the subject of sounds (sorry, I just can't keep up with all the witty banter), I remembered a technique last night I learned a long time ago, for filling a soda straw with water and freezing it. With a little practice, you can get the ice out in one piece, a long thin rod of ice approximately the thickness of someone's urethra (dosen't need to be a guy's by the way). Once again, as long as you're gentle, you can get a whole soda straw's worth of ice in in one shot. Boy, that'll get a sound out of your sub, lemme tell ya. Then again, my first Mistress kept a metal gynecological speculum in the back of her freezer for the same effect.
As to the assertion of large nostrils, I always thought they were just dramatically flaring them to show contempt for the grovelling worm before them. Part of the whole image, y'know?
|
|
|
|
