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PeonForHer -> Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 1:51:53 PM)

I was perusing through various femdom profiles recently and noticed - as, no doubt, have many others - that femdoms quite frequently have unusually large nostrils. (Why this should be, I don't know - a question for another thread.)

But have people ever tried to insert their penises or, indeed, strap-ons, in their subs' nostrils? Or ear holes? If so, has it been fun? Obviously, it'd require a chopper that's on the compact side, as well as nostrils that are quite voluminous but . . . well, it's imaginable that two people with the right attributes might meet and experiment . . . .



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 1:56:18 PM)

For a moment there I struggled to breathe through the laughter. Ya mentalist



Suleiman -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 1:57:38 PM)

In all the way, no, but ejaculated into yes. Cumming in someone's nose can qualify as a form of breath control - obviously caution is required - but it does add an extra thrill in my experience.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:02:45 PM)

Good grief peon haha :) you're on a roll. :p

I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha



PeonForHer -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:03:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Suleiman

In all the way, no, but ejaculated into yes. Cumming in someone's nose can qualify as a form of breath control - obviously caution is required - but it does add an extra thrill in my experience.


Thanks, Suleiman.

Would it work with lubricant - to push at least the head of one's dick into a woman's nostril? Though, obviously, there's snot as a natural lubricant, especially so if she has a cold at the time.




bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:03:38 PM)

I have never even thought of inserting anything into a sub's nostril. Very interesting idea, though...

I'm very glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything while I read that, as I fear I might have ended up with the said food or drink actually coming out of my quite small nostrils. [8D]



JanahX -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:07:05 PM)

most men will fuck anything that has a hole.
It doesnt even have to be organic.
take these as examples for instance:

Try a park bench: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f2/guy-fucks-park-bench-needs-rescued-9508/

Or perhaps a bicycle: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-490544/Man-forced-sign-sex-offenders-register-having-sex-bike.html

(the best part is - he also has to register as a sex offender)

How about a street sign: http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64171

but lets not forget about a lamp post: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

who needs people or animals anymore?



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:07:42 PM)

That can be well...breath taking, as it were.

How about jizz in the eye?  Painful, and not in a good way !!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:08:49 PM)

At one of the leatherwomen's dinners years ago the question of the evening was :have you ever had a penis in your ear:

[8|]

Not the most charming way to be awakened, let me tell you.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:10:29 PM)

Definnitely not, Chatte. :p
The eye is the WORST.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:12:38 PM)

THE EYES ARE A HELL NO!



bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:15:36 PM)

Apparently, my eldest girl (21 next year, in case people worry) has informed me that there's something called the angry pirate, where the guy jizzes in the girls eye, then kicks her in the shin, so she hops about... The youff of today... [8D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:17:44 PM)

Oy.[8|]

Does she get to make him into a pegleg?



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:19:26 PM)

& who despairs over tghe youth of today? Comedy gold.



PeonForHer -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:20:43 PM)

FR

I guess the obvious subsidiary question is: is thrusting one's whanger into a woman's nostril an inherently dominant thing to do? I'm aware of the theory that no given act is inherently either dominant or submissive - but are there limits to this?



bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:29:33 PM)

Well, if the guy in question has been ordered to do it beforehand, I guess it can then be seen as submissive, but if he wakes the woman by doing it, then that could just be a slightly dominant move, or just very, very funny. I guess it all depends on the woman in question.
I wouldn't suggest any sub guy doing that on a first night with a woman, though, unless he knows that she'd definitely find it amusing... [8D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:30:58 PM)

Yeah, I laughed. So what's your point?[;)]



MariaB -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:37:50 PM)

My dick is far too big to go in any guys nostril and I absolutely refuse to downsize!
Funnily enough I was talking about nose sex today with someone [:D]



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:44:35 PM)

the angry pirate? What the hell... :p




bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:51:08 PM)

I couldn't believe it when she told me. There's worse. There's the donkey punch, the strawberry shortcake, spiderman, superman, and rusty hook. I hadn't heard of any of those until my oldest told me. Could have made me feel old if I hadn't been laughing so much...



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