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ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:37:27 PM)
Here's a favorite with sounds: Insert sound, then attach an audi-o butterfly to base of penis. Here is how the audi-o works: it vibrates and picks up on vibration caused by auditory sounds (yes, I do love the dual meaning) making it's own vibrations increase. In other words, the louder you yell, the more vibration you get from the audi-o. Nice set up, huh? Grab your violet wand (or other fav device) and make music for the audi-o. (The sounds are good transmitters for well, sound.) I guarantee you can have someone screaming their ass off, when you have hardly touched them. Perfect for those sensual sadists who like a lot of depth to their play.

Politesub53 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:39:23 PM)
Thinks.......... Blinks.......... Thinks some more.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:39:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Suleiman Sounds aren't that bad. Hell, I've heard stories of guys who would stick a whole ball point pen up their own urethra. Swabbing a Q-tip in alcohol, sticking THAT in the urethra, and lighting it on fire - now THAT's exciting! Right. Exciting. Okaay... Again, float you boat springs to mind. Who am I to judge, eh? Still, I have to put... HOLY FUCKING OUCH!!! Just my thoughts, of course. [8D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:41:44 PM)
Any chance I can just pass on this one?

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:42:08 PM)
And my man thinks I'm a sadist. Yeah... Right... He'll never be calling me a sadist again, that's for sure. Thank you, you lovely people for giving me proof of genuine sadism. All groovy baby. [8D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:42:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Here's a favorite with sounds: Insert sound, then attach an audi-o butterfly to base of penis. Here is how the audi-o works: it vibrates and picks up on vibration caused by auditory sounds (yes, I do love the dual meaning) making it's own vibrations increase. In other words, the louder you yell, the more vibration you get from the audi-o. Nice set up, huh? Grab your violet wand (or other fav device) and make music for the audi-o. (The sounds are good transmitters for well, sound.) I guarantee you can have someone screaming their ass off, when you have hardly touched them. Perfect for those sensual sadists who like a lot of depth to their play. I fink I adore you

PeonForHer -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:42:27 PM)
FR Right, that's enough of this silly conversation. I ask a perfectly serious question, and everyone turns it into a joke. I am deeply disappointed. You have all hurt me. No-one is allowed to post on this thread anymore. That is all.

Politesub53 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:42:41 PM)
"Nice set up, huh? Grab your violet wand (or other fav device) and make music for the audi-o. (The sounds are good transmitters for well, sound.) " Radio penis, broadcasting from 95.5 Mhz. [8D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:44:03 PM)
grins and winks @Peon tough titties, ripples

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:45:02 PM)
My version of "a fun time was had by all"

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:45:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Right, that's enough of this silly conversation. I ask a perfectly serious question, and everyone turns it into a joke. I am deeply disappointed. You have all hurt me. No-one is allowed to post on this thread anymore. That is all. Well, you started it with the 'alternative orifices' title, Mister. You can't back out now, and I don't think this 'sounds' stuff is a joke. I was hoping it was, but I'm all confuzzled now. [8D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:48:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic grins and winks @Peon tough titties, ripples I'm very sad at this point, Lucy. Please don't try to talk to me again.

PeonForHer -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:52:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Right, that's enough of this silly conversation. I ask a perfectly serious question, and everyone turns it into a joke. I am deeply disappointed. You have all hurt me. No-one is allowed to post on this thread anymore. That is all. Well, you started it with the 'alternative orifices' title, Mister. You can't back out now, and I don't think this 'sounds' stuff is a joke. I was hoping it was, but I'm all confuzzled now. [8D] Have you ever tried to whop a strap-on up one of Moonie's nostrils, BHG? I know it shouldn't but, somehow, I have to say that if you had, it'd make some difference to the way I feel about his political commentary here at CM. Just saying. I'm sure he'd understand.

Politesub53 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:53:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt My version of "a fun time was had by all" I have heard skilled handling of sounds can lead to all kinds of feelings from pain like pressure to an intense desire to pee. As a kind of sadistic/sensuality goes, this must come high on the list. I would imagine just knowing what is about to happen would be enough to get me to stop being bratty ( Not that I am ) < obviously.....lol

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:55:05 PM)
Oh yeah, the big three...pain, fear, humiliation (you might pee). I do love sounds.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:57:54 PM)
I have never tried that, but if I decided I wanted to, I'm sure he'd give it a go, after he'd stopped laughing, of course... I'm getting the feeling that he's been a bit of a naughty boy and pissed a few people off in the P&R thread recently. No idea why that would be... [8\|][8D]

Politesub53 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:58:14 PM)
Music to your ears then Maam ? [8D]

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:59:07 PM)
I hear a symphony.

Politesub53 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 6:00:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 I have never tried that, but if I decided I wanted to, I'm sure he'd give it a go, after he'd stopped laughing, of course... I'm getting the feeling that he's been a bit of a naughty boy and pissed a few people off in the P&R thread recently. No idea why that would be... [8\|][8D] Lmao @ "been a bit naughty".......... Moonie has pissed off more right wingers than I have, so make that "very naughty indeed"

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 6:01:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic grins and winks @Peon tough titties, ripples I'm very sad at this point, Lucy. Please don't try to talk to me again. we have a Pouty Peon? pshaw, [;)] cmere let me show you what I do with pouty lips?

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