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Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/1/2012 4:43:19 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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I own a carnivore....leaves me a damn biscuit EVERY gawdamn night...sometimes at my damned head...wiggling....

It's like he wants to tell me "Daddy...I love you....here....check this out...it's a rat...I know you don't really care for them but....it's my gift to you....here....suck on this...."

Fucking gawdamn cats.
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/1/2012 5:14:59 PM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/1/2012 7:54:25 PM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/1/2012 9:06:00 PM   
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So are the bunnehs ;-) yay!

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/1/2012 11:50:14 PM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 12:26:01 AM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 1:05:39 AM   
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Jesus fucking H......

I own a carnivore....leaves me a damn biscuit EVERY gawdamn night...sometimes at my damned head...wiggling....

It's like he wants to tell me "Daddy...I love you....here....check this out...it's a rat...I know you don't really care for them but....it's my gift to you....here....suck on this...."

Fucking gawdamn cats.


Aw, your kitty loves you and thinks you are a lousy hunter, lol, and need teaching. The dead stuff is for someone they consider their baby, the mutilated but wriggling is to wake up an older kitten's hunting instinct.

I have six cats. We are letting a young female (2 years old) outside and my older male cat is taking it upon himself to Mommy her, and all kinds of dead things are appearing on my door mat. At least it's not an old cat I used to have that thought I was her baby...dead rodents, birds and bugs appeared on my bed or pillow. Just wait until they think you are ready for "big game" and bring home adult birds unharmed and...release them into your house so that they fly around from room to room. If you open a window, you get that, "Gawd you're more mentally handicapped than I thought" look.

A friend of mine's cat had an overwhelming mothering instinct and kept bringing home new "babies". Often rabbits and mice.

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 5:08:32 AM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 6:53:43 AM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 8:28:01 AM   
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So are the bunnehs ;-) yay!

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 10:05:43 AM   
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One more reason I love dogs!


Ya. They wait until the dead thing is starting to stink and roll in it, chew on it, eat some cat shit out of the garden and/or horse shit, then jump in your lap to give you a kiss.

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 11:32:00 AM   
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One more reason I love dogs!


Ya. They wait until the dead thing is starting to stink and roll in it, chew on it, eat some cat shit out of the garden and/or horse shit, then jump in your lap to give you a kiss.

EXACTLY!!!!!

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 11:34:21 AM   
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Jesus fucking H......

I own a carnivore....leaves me a damn biscuit EVERY gawdamn night...sometimes at my damned head...wiggling....

It's like he wants to tell me "Daddy...I love you....here....check this out...it's a rat...I know you don't really care for them but....it's my gift to you....here....suck on this...."

Fucking gawdamn cats.

shut the door

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 11:35:23 AM   
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One of the many reasons I have an indoor cat.

an indoor cat, that is wrong and cruel

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 11:44:26 AM   
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One of the many reasons I have an indoor cat.

an indoor cat, that is wrong and cruel


An outdoor cat, that is wrong and cruel. Unless you don't care about fleas, parasites, feline leukemia, coyotes, and being hit by cars.

(admittedly, the coyotes are not a UK thing...)

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 1:24:49 PM   
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One of the many reasons I have an indoor cat.

an indoor cat, that is wrong and cruel

Indoor cats live healthier and longer lives.

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 1:41:55 PM   
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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 3:26:46 PM   
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I love carnivores!!!!

-and-

I love cats.....they taste like chicken.

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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 3:33:12 PM   
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One more reason I love dogs!


Ya. They wait until the dead thing is starting to stink and roll in it, chew on it, eat some cat shit out of the garden and/or horse shit, then jump in your lap to give you a kiss.

You say that like its a bad thing.


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RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... - 6/2/2012 6:32:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster


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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

One of the many reasons I have an indoor cat.

an indoor cat, that is wrong and cruel


An outdoor cat, that is wrong and cruel. Unless you don't care about fleas, parasites, feline leukemia, coyotes, and being hit by cars.

(admittedly, the coyotes are not a UK thing...)


You are right!!


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