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OsideGirl -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/5/2012 9:11:23 AM)
I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever: "Hi, I'm a can of corn."

kalikshama -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/5/2012 11:11:14 AM)
First email from a man 400 plus miles away: Him: hi let talk please i have alot that i can offer you. Me: When are you moving to my state? Him: you can moved in with me. i have a great job which i aDORE. I CAN TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOU AND SPOIL YOU TOO.

myotherself -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/5/2012 11:35:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Not a dom but I just got the worst pick up line from one of those "dating sites": Do you know CPR? Because you made my heart stop. [8\|] I got one from here, on cm. This was his first ever message to me: Him: Hi, do you like puppy play? Me: No...why? Him: Cuz I have a boner you could chew on. I think I told him to go choke on a bonio or something...lol

hlen5 -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 11:36:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever: "Hi, I'm a can of corn." This is just tooooo funny!

Duskypearls -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 5:58:31 PM)
Maybe I'm more dense than most, but I can't figure out what kind of response to, "Hi, I'm a can of corn.", he might expect that would be either funny or alluring. Can anyone help me with this? All that comes to mind is, "Well, helllooooo Kernel, can I chew on your cob?"

BouncyBoo -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:06:33 PM)
Cream or whole kernel? Sweet? Unsalted?

SimplyMichael -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:15:46 PM)
I used to be pretty bad, but for all you who think "on your knees slut" and the ilk dont work...they do.

BouncyBoo -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:18:56 PM)
On my old screenname I got that so often I had a canned reply. (Though it may not have been on CM, it may have been a different website, now that I think about it.) "No thanks, I'm not interested in searching for your tiny dick today." The responses to THAT were always pretty interesting.

DaddySatyr -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:22:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever: "Hi, I'm a can of corn." I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch". Just thought I'd help. Peace and comfort, Michael

Greta75 -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:27:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta No... When you demand a lambo and condo from someone up front like that it's standard for them to want to use the condo and car to make you available to them all the time. Yea but whether there is a lambo or condo or not, just being a sub is about making yourself available for their use at all time. Nothing to do with the lambo or condo at all.

BouncyBoo -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:32:44 PM)
Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one... quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch".

DaddySatyr -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:41:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one... quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch". Can of Corn

BouncyBoo -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 7:53:11 PM)
You rock. That is really cool to know - I bet I'll hear it a lot more now that I can listen for it and know what it means. I must tune the commentators out more often than I though. I do think my normal commentators do not use it regularly, since the phrase is not setting of a deja vu alarm in my head.

Duskypearls -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 8:00:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo Cream or whole kernel? Sweet? Unsalted? I'll take a wild guess, here, and say probably pretty darned creamy, especially after being nibbled off that hard cob, double entendre intended! Nibble/niblet, get it? Oh Lawd, I'll never look at corn on the cob the same way I used to, ever again! Oh dear, I've thought of the perfect comeback to that, "Hello, I'm a can of corn." "Of course you are, I can tell by the size of the niblets beneath that corny cob of yours!" Oh Lawd, have mercy on my poor, wicked soul! BB, you're so naughty. Look what you made me do!

littlewonder -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 9:22:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one... quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch". Can of Corn From that website: "It comes from when the items in the grocery stores were high on shelves and had to be knocked off the upper shelves and caught." Wow, I remember that. My dad and all my family used to work at the town store...was a grocery store, place to buy work clothes, and basically sold lots of stuff and not just food. I remember my dad was always the one having to climb to the top shelf to get those from the highest shelves lol. That's so weird. I haven't remembered that in YEARS.

KenRath -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/6/2012 10:41:27 PM)
I love this thread. It gives me warm and fuzzy feelings about how normal I am in comparison to the people talked about here.

kalikshama -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/7/2012 3:52:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta No... When you demand a lambo and condo from someone up front like that it's standard for them to want to use the condo and car to make you available to them all the time. Yea but whether there is a lambo or condo or not, just being a sub is about making yourself available for their use at all time. Nothing to do with the lambo or condo at all. I guess I've been Doing it Wrong all these years...[&o]

DaddySatyr -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/7/2012 9:52:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo You rock. That is really cool to know - I bet I'll hear it a lot more now that I can listen for it and know what it means. I must tune the commentators out more often than I though. I do think my normal commentators do not use it regularly, since the phrase is not setting of a deja vu alarm in my head. My team has two of the best radio commentators in the business. I actually prefer listening to the games. I think you'll find that radio commentators usually use the more colorful expressions because the TV announcers really don't need to be all that descriptive and therefore, appear to be more "lazy" when it comes to descriptions (and descriptive language). Peace and comfort, Michael

TxShrouded -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/9/2012 10:52:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint The worst I knew was a Dom who was living with his sub. He met another sub via online. When they met real time he had unprotected sex with her because they were going to be together forever so he was willing to get her STD. Of course, he forgot to tell that to the submissive he was living with at the time when he had unprotected sex with her since they'd been together for so long and were fluid bonded. . I just spilled my coffee...

TxShrouded -> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met (10/9/2012 11:06:45 AM)
Damn this is depressing. I've heard stories like this from subs but thought it was an exaggeration. No wonder so many out there are really leery and jaded. I wish we Doms could find a way of policing ourselves. It would be in out own interest. There seriously needs to be a way to boot the tourists and the broken. Someone mentioned that a lot of the 'Doms" had issues in normal relationships and now I believe it. I think we need to come up with a certification. UL approved or Better Homes and Gardens sadist LOL. When I got into this (pre-internet), I was mentored by someone who had been in the life since the 60's which was hugely helpful. It allowed me that this isn't an entitlement, it's a gift that is given to you. Seriously, there should be a training program.

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