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hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:40:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Fornication = rodshining a rod with an unusually large foreskin. Aren't you on a roll with these??!!

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:41:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX LOVED IT quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 Mastur-baton: doing it at Band Camp. Thanks JanahX!

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:42:20 AM)
I have an expertise in some of these matters, having pored over an owner's manual and possessing some of the finest test equipment known to women for a half century.

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:59:34 AM)
I'm sure you have used rigorous standards in your testing!!

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 12:02:45 PM)
since you are a phallus expert extrordinaire, I suspect you could audit the equipment orally and prepare an unbiased report.

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 12:05:44 PM)
ejaculation = rodshining on cam in video chat all day

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 12:23:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail since you are a phallus expert extrordinaire, I suspect you could audit the equipment orally and prepare an unbiased report. What can I say? Expert is as expert does![:)]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 1:41:08 PM)
masshoebation using this

Musicmystery -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 2:42:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself. I think it's terrible Kaliko should have to spend her time Googling variations on masturbation, and I hereby volunteer to go fuck the living daylights out of her. Hell, I'll even give her a few good spankings.

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 2:45:43 PM)
You're just masterbating in the tweeds on that one, feller.

Delilya -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 3:15:58 PM)
Thanks for the well wishes. Apparently Dad gave this some thought... he offers Monsterbation: when zombies do it.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 3:57:51 PM)
hahaha go dad!!!

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 5:32:54 PM)
perturbation = paying by the pud per pound.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 8:26:18 PM)
Mouseturbation - it looks bigger on cam.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/13/2012 7:38:49 AM)
Adderbation - pulling it long for somebody short. "What's that for?" "Well, a couple of things." "Correct! And one of those things is...?" "Best not mentioned, really." "Right! And the other is fornication. And without fornication there is no marriage, and without marriage there is no diplomacy!"

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/13/2012 10:18:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail perturbation = paying by the pud per pound. By the pound!!???

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/13/2012 11:23:25 PM)
Willhough-bation - doing it Jane Austin style.

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/14/2012 8:00:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail perturbation = paying by the pud per pound. By the pound!!??? pud pounding pound

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/14/2012 8:04:49 AM)
disturbation = I like to wrap up a fistful of my pubic hair, grab my sealclubber by the throat and start choking the shit outta that fucker, and saying to it stuff like: Come for me right now you fuckin whore, or goddammit I am going to beat the dogfuck outta you.......... Sorta like a forced orgasm, yanno?

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/14/2012 2:45:39 PM)
That's disturbing enough!!!!!

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