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It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 1:32:15 PM   
Kaliko


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Not masterbution.

Masturbation.


Jeezum Fuck.


The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 1:35:50 PM   
mnottertail


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It is when I do it.   You can quote me.

I beat that fucker like I own it.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 1:45:34 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 1:46:34 PM   
Hillwilliam


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< Message edited by Hillwilliam -- 7/9/2012 1:47:12 PM >

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 1:48:02 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Not maturbation.

Not masterbution.

Masturbation.


Jeezum Fuck.


The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made me snort!

I was thanked for mentioning spell check, but, obviously it wasn't used in that thread.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 4:08:38 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Not maturbation.

Not masterbution.

Masturbation.

Jeezum Fuck.

The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.


Sorry...I was jacking off....what were you saying?

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 5:15:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Not maturbation.

Not masterbution.

Masturbation.


Jeezum Fuck.


The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.

Gets to be like an ear worm huh:)


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 5:57:38 PM   
RemoteUser


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Trying To Remember How ~ Mystrybation

Doing It With A Hammer ~ Masherbation
Doing It While Dancing ~ Mosherbation

Politically Correct ~ Masterslavedomdommesubmissivedominatedominalordladysirmistressvanilla-bation (PLEASE add to that)

Doing It To Flavour Food ~ Mustardbation

Doing It While Beaming To The Surface of the Planet Below ~ Matterbation (formerly known as the Particle Stroke)

This kind of shit is what happens when I am not duly distracted. Juuuuuuuust sayin'.



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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 5:59:48 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 6:22:49 PM   
Lucylastic


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 7:00:27 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 7:30:30 PM   
pyschosubmission


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 7:34:10 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 7:46:33 PM   
pyschosubmission


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

Mastur-bacon = using lightly crisped bacon as a dildo.





That image, right there. Ended me.


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 7:58:26 PM   
poise


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 9:11:24 PM   
hlen5


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 9:21:10 PM   
Dunamis2009


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 9:25:43 PM   
pyschosubmission


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 9:32:28 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 10:20:16 PM   
hlen5


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