jlf1961 -> RE: Doomsday is coming! Or is it? (12/3/2012 3:56:40 PM)
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Now I have seen everything and this makes me wonder about the average IQ of the American gun buyer. Yes, I own guns, I hunt, there are times when I carry a concealed weapon. But this just worries me, and gives me an idea for a get rich quick scheme, that would be perfectly legal. quote:
Zombies A Factor In Gun Sales Increase, Gun Rights Advocate Says It's not just President Obama's re-election that's lead to a spike in gun sales. The living dead are also providing a reason to stock up on firearms and ammo. My Northwest.com reports that, according to FBI data, background checks for guns rose 20 percent on Black Friday from the same day last year. According to KIRO, one gun rights advocate said part of the reason for the increase is zombies. "A lot of people appear to be really enthralled by this," Dave Workman said. "I've seen lines of zombie targets, I know one or two ammunition companies have introduced boxes, lines of cartridges they called zombie cartridges, shotgun shells and rifle shells." Source Now for my idea to get rich, I am going to form a company to sell Zombie insurance. Of course, the insurance will only pay out if the person insured actually became one of the living dead. Acting like a zombie due to increased alcohol and narcotic use will not justify payout.
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