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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 3:10:03 PM

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Fuck annexation . . . they have one of the most important resources on Earth. Let's invade them and take their beer. It's real beer, not like that bubbly American piss-water. Hell, they can even keep their women, cept' a few choice ones from Toronto.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 3:22:31 PM

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Haiku upon the Invasion of 2/2/14:

"Downstairs neighbour nods,
Gorged on game and wings, hears not
Slap! of beaver tails."

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 3:24:53 PM

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Brilliant!

You scintillate today, my dear Tantriqu!

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 3:33:16 PM

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Thank you!

I find being miffed, amused or aroused inspires my poetry lobe. Beware all 3; we go from DefCon doggerel to haiku to sonnets to [gasp] free verse.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 3:50:20 PM

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Frigging hell, if anyone can do a sonnet on this subject, I will be *genuflecting* to him or her. *That* is a tall order.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:19:41 PM

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Frigging hell, if anyone can do a sonnet on this subject, I will be *genuflecting* to him or her. *That* is a tall order.

Well, 'taint Shakespeare, but I tried.

O Canada, to thee we northward gaze
At rich resources we might like to own.
Your fuels abundant, timber fair to raze
Drown out your cry of “Please leave us alone!”
As ally, you have always been steadfast.
Your quiet poise the best of us do hail.
Our large unarmèd border: Can it last,
Or will our spreading “destiny” prevail?
Your single-payer healthcare some do crave,
While others seek beer worthy of the name.
To steal them would the work be of a knave,
Yet none who’d glimpsed such treasure would us blame.
Ripe Canada, chill neighbor to the north,
Your beauty drives our lust to venture forth!

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:37:10 PM

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The Eagle and the Giant; or We Will Not Be Sh*t: a sonnet prosody entre deux langues et lingues:

Why flies the shitting eagle forth?
Protected feathers flutter, fanned
O'er vasty, wintry Canuckland,
Its quiet neighbour to its north.

The sleeping giant now awakes,
Dons scarlet tunic, serge, Sam Browne,
Jodphurs, boots, but not a gun.
Politely collars bird, and shakes:

"Monsieur Eagle, notre bon voisin,
We've British manners et French Law,
Visitez, and we'll shake your claw,
Mais ne shittez pas sur notre land.

Now fly back home to bread and games
Where football downs are fours, not threes,
We'll keep our water, oil and trees,
Our 'U's in honour, sense and name.

We'll keep our peace, healthcare and beavers.
You keep your horseplay, guns, our Biebers."

abba cddc beeb fggf hh, mofo's, although the lust/love inspired ones are better, I promise.

And Peon, [rubs hands gleefully], I'll be seeing YOU the next time I prance over the pond!

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:46:06 PM

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The Eagle and the Giant; or We Will Not Be Sh*t: a sonnet prosody entre deux langues et lingues:

C'est magnifique;
Brava, Tantrique!

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:48:16 PM

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Mwah! Merci!
I did it for my country, and for the promised genuflection of the recti [mostly the latter, shhh].

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:50:36 PM

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Tantriqu, DC,

You are bloody geniuses! I didn't know you two had it in you!

I am going to erect statues to you both.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:52:22 PM

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Brilliant.....smiles

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:52:58 PM

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I can say two words that make the very idea of annexation of Canada a terrible idea:

Justin Bieber

Now, the fact the Canadians released him on the world might be considered crimes against humanity.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 4:53:12 PM

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Tantriqu, DC,

You are bloody geniuses! I didn't know you two had it in you!

I am going to erect statues to you both.

Thank you. But, awww, 'statues' :-(

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:00:29 PM

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I can say two words that make the very idea of annexation of Canada a terrible idea:

Justin Bieber

Now, the fact the Canadians released him on the world might be considered crimes against humanity.

Yep we sent him south to take advantage of the **fame n fortune opportunities** and bring talent to a missing nation. Only for him to be spat out five years later when he.....turns into an american teen.
He is forever stained .
Did he shave his head yet??
At least i assume he isnt pregnant by a c(k)ardassian prinCess.....

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:10:09 PM

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O-ho. So, you want to turn this into an international poetry fight eh, Marc?

Tis half time now, I just took a leak,

And now I'm taking a quick Collarme peek.

What have I started I do not know,

I can only advise one to go with the flow.

As for me I shall make a snack,

and back to my chair, I will make tracks.

One question before I again leave you all . . .

Have any of you seen the Bronco's balls?

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:12:48 PM

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<wipes teat>

Beautiful man, beautiful

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:18:56 PM

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Thanks, dear folks, for the kind words. It was a fun writing "assignment"!

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:25:07 PM

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Goddamn... you would have to be smart and talented

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:29:13 PM

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<wipes teat>

What's more beautiful than a Freudian slip?

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/2/2014 5:41:12 PM

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