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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 2:13:34 AM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

During this whole thread, I've had only one iota of support from a strapping fellow who took the initiative to send me a personal message. I'm not going to reveal the sender's identity out of respect for his privacy........but here's the post.

"I just read your "shitty poetry" thread, and I couldn't agree more. (I would've replied in the thread, but for some reason I can't log in there.) I now feel somewhat compensated for all the times I've been forced to lie through my teeth and compliment women for their unsightly soul-bearing. Somebody really had to say it. :D"

Needless to say, this individual is now on my favorite's list!

Yes indeed! Your single supporter...A self-professed liar that doesn't have the balls to speak his mind or face anyone here. Sounds suspect at best but if true, what does (should) that tell you professor?

Btw, this isn't the same guy who jumped to your defense in the other thread is it? If so, I'd expect a booty call any time now.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 2:27:39 AM

TreSwank

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It tells me that the person who sent the message was obviously not as ready to be berated by a posse of smarmy narcissists as was TreSwank . In another fabulous tradition of CollarMe.com, I'd like to post a shitty haiku that I wrote about five minutes ago.
                           Vaginal discharge,
                      Stinking up to high heaven-
                           Must be your mother

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 2:30:01 AM

Kedikat

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

During this whole thread, I've had only one iota of support from a strapping fellow who took the initiative to send me a personal message. I'm not going to reveal the sender's identity out of respect for his privacy........but here's the post.

"I just read your "shitty poetry" thread, and I couldn't agree more. (I would've replied in the thread, but for some reason I can't log in there.) I now feel somewhat compensated for all the times I've been forced to lie through my teeth and compliment women for their unsightly soul-bearing. Somebody really had to say it. :D"

Needless to say, this individual is now on my favorite's list!

On your favorites because he lies through his teeth? What an inspiring backup ya got there. A guy who will lie to suck up to women? Come on, didn't you see the lameass aspects? Do better.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 2:46:53 AM

Kedikat

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I did a search on Treswank posts.
A gem of his wit and creativity...
http://www.collarchat.com/tm.asp?m=463913&mpage=1&key=񱐩

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 2:55:58 AM

litleone8620

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I personally found that post quite amusing, which is why it was in the Humor forum.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:12:38 AM

givemyall

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Ohh come on - you have to agree with the guy - some of the poetry is bollox (not all) - just like some or most of my profile is bollox to alot of people.... its all down to personal preferences - who gives a shit, if you don't like it - don't read it!

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:26:14 AM

TreSwank

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"How can any two people possess the emotional rapport that we had, only for you to discard me like a used Clear, Blue, Easy home pregnancy kit? "
Excerpt from TreSwank's Humor post.

You're right, Kedicat.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:27:10 AM

darkinshadows

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

During this whole thread, I've had only one iota of support from a strapping fellow who took the initiative to send me a personal message. I'm not going to reveal the sender's identity out of respect for his privacy........but here's the post.

"I just read your "shitty poetry" thread, and I couldn't agree more. (I would've replied in the thread, but for some reason I can't log in there.) I now feel somewhat compensated for all the times I've been forced to lie through my teeth and compliment women for their unsightly soul-bearing. Somebody really had to say it. :D"

Needless to say, this individual is now on my favorite's list!

Well, shitty poetry sucks, sure - but it has its place, just like inuendo, or good poetry. And yes it is subjective. What you find crass is anothers comfort. Maybe a favourite song of someone dearly departed... a first night... something you do not understand. But just because you do not understand it - does not make it inheriently bad, nor wrong.

And to the person that contacted you - to admit to lying like that - no wonder he/she didn't post on the forum. If you cannot be truthful about a loathing for a few words, then theres no way you can ever have someone comfortably scene knowing that.

Peace and Rapture

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:37:28 AM

TreSwank

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You might not think highly of that fellow for neglecting to tell a woman that her narcissistic, soul-revealing crap made his stomach turn, but ANY man who claims that he hasn't listened to a few hours of some gal's peurile, bland conversation with a shit-eating grin on his face, just to get a little bit of poon-tang is LYING. Some of your boyfriends probably do the same thing, while thinking to themselves "When is she gonna stop talking and start taking off her clothes?" I don't think that women understand men to the degree that they should.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:44:28 AM

darkinshadows

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Really - You think its just men? I have told parteners to shut the fuck up because they are boring the shit out of me and to just get it on. Who needs to lie and be false? Maybe you do - maybe some others - I have always tended to date people who say what they think straight out and the person that says something I do is boring is far more likely to gain my respect and get to fuck me, than false smiles. Really - I never date sheep.

Peace and Rapture

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...i surrender to gravity and the unknown...

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:50:08 AM

TreSwank

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That's what you think, darkinshadows, but gals don't exactly know how to read our tricks as well as they'd like to think. Ask any man to read those, "What He's Really Thinking" articles in Cosmopolitan, and he could tell you that women are WAY off (not to say that men are any better at reading the opposite gender). By the way, nice MySpace profile.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 3:55:09 AM

krys

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

Does anyone else out there get the same sort of gag-reflex reaction when they see BAD ONLINE POETRY?

You bank a lot on your youth, but its not all its cracked up to be. Over a decade of intensive training on goth sites has left me with no bad poetry gag reflex. All those years in the smeared makeup trenches has left me armored against the words "eternal darkness". While you still lay on the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth, little puddles of white foam filling in the places your beard has not fully grown in yet, I shall stand proud and triumphant (except for the places that sag a bit).

What I truly don't understand is your lack of proper appreciation and respect for the living human mullet that is Jim Neighbors. All opera singer in the front, and yee haw and gosh in the back.

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 4:00:56 AM

darkinshadows

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Thanks for the compliment...

No - I understand that it can happen - I am just saying that it isn't just men that do it. I know women who have said and done things that are not strictly the truth to get a man into bed - but that my way is to tell the man damn straight if He is boring me. One of my communications with anyone is that if you want it, demand it... do not give me falsehoods. My submission doesn't work like that. I think your idea is based on the premise of BDSM that is polluted by outside influences(and by that I mean vanilla - although I loathe that word) - a dominant who understands submission doesn't have to lie - they just take it. A submissive who understands submission doesn't have to lie - they just beg for it.

Peace and Rapture

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...i surrender to gravity and the unknown...

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 5:26:52 AM

NakedOnMyChain

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Has anyone noticed that TreSwank looks a hell of a lot like Kedikat?

(Sorry Kedikat.)

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 5:50:30 AM

subjected2006

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..i love this ..and i think i am getting a vision..yes..i am getting an inspiration...
oops..sorry ..it was gas...
wow..
you had me at "smarmy narcissists"

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 5:56:26 AM

gooddogbenji

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Speaking of crappy poetry, anyone hate crappy jokes? I mean, spewing this shit all over the forums, making us read it! PFFFFFT!

Now, in order to be properly understood by this self proclaimed megalomaniacal genius, I will try communicating in his language:

Although there are subjective nuances of good taste when it comes to alot of things, people generally tend to agree that, for instance, George Carlin was a brilliant comedian, even if said individual wasn't fond of Class Clown, Rape Can Be Funny, or Fuck Mickey Mouse. Thus, despite coming from a broad spectrum of sexual orientation, race, creed, and socio-economic background, any sound-minded CollarMe will reach the conclusion that most online humour bites the big one.

To give an example:

quote:

A.J. : To start off; one would think that your acerbic, cut through the bullshit wit and exemplary customer service skills would really score with the female persuasion. Am I right, TreSwank?

TreSwank: Don't get any of your funny ideas Angelina.......I thought I made it very clear that "We" were over. I mean, we're not even in the same place with our lives!

A.J.(Slightly heated) I don't even know who you are anymore, Tre! How can any two people possess the emotional rapport that we had, only for you to discard me like a used Clear, Blue, Easy home pregnancy kit.? What about my needs, Tre?

TreSwank: (Watching a seventy-six year old Jim Nabors doze off in the Audience) I'm sorry; did you say something?

A.J. You BASTARD!!! I could never muster up the nerve to tell Brad that the baby isn't his. I swear to God, I'll cut my wrists in the shower tonight if you don't confess your undying love for me.

TreSwank: (Glancing at his watch) Oh shit- I think I'm missing the Golden Girls! Tonight is the episode where Dorothy finally gets married! (Doesn't realize it's a re-run, and jogs off stage)

AJ: (Falls into a crying heap on the floor, while "Total Eclipse o f the Heart" plays softly in the background. The pathos of the scene is OVERWHELMING.)

Hilarious, that this guy would torment us with this, then turn around and bitch about shitty poetry.

Yours,

benji

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 5:58:41 AM

LaTigresse

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

You might not think highly of that fellow for neglecting to tell a woman that her narcissistic, soul-revealing crap made his stomach turn, but ANY man who claims that he hasn't listened to a few hours of some gal's peurile, bland conversation with a shit-eating grin on his face, just to get a little bit of poon-tang is LYING. Some of your boyfriends probably do the same thing, while thinking to themselves "When is she gonna stop talking and start taking off her clothes?" I don't think that women understand men to the degree that they should.

Understands men ALL TOO WELL!!.........Lesbian........need I say more.....

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 6:00:53 AM

LaTigresse

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or maybe arrogant males of the species just got too..........boring?

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 8:00:46 AM

IronBear

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Stinking Poetry? never seen any but here goes:

Here I sit with a broken heart.
I ran all the way and could only fart!

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RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY - 7/8/2006 8:10:21 AM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

It tells me that the person who sent the message was obviously not as ready to be berated by a posse of smarmy narcissists as was TreSwank . In another fabulous tradition of CollarMe.com, I'd like to post a shitty haiku that I wrote about five minutes ago.
                          Vaginal discharge,
                     Stinking up to high heaven-
                          Must be your mother

Spoken like a true intellectual! You are, quite simply, an idiot.

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