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A comprehensive survey of what femdom really means (I t... - 7/20/2014 3:43:28 PM

Galacia

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OK. So I finally figured out what femdom really means (or, um, at least I think I did).

Based on my comprehensive search of the scientific literature (ok, ok, all I did was watch porn videos on the web), femdom apparently means (in no particular order yet):

A lot of sniffing and licking of feet

Way more kicking of the balls than kissing and fondling them

Wearing of a black face mask, and getting slapped (or kicked) in the face, repeatedly

Having smoke blown in your face, and your mouth used as an ashtray

Speaking of tongues, there's precious little booby and pussy licking (surprisingly)

The tongue is mostly used for feet (and butts) < == yes, both kinds of butts

Did I mention a lot of sniffing and licking of women's feet?

Whipping of buttocks and a lot of kicking and squeezing of sensitive balls

Not much face sitting - must be more work than blowing smoke in someone's face

There's something about high heels being pushed into balls and walking on people's back that I don't understand

Some ureter penetration (sounds) and a lot of strapon butt fucking

Licking of shoes, and cum dribbles, and creampie cleanup, and, in general, licking of any spilled fluid

Training on all fours, with collars and leashes

Girls in tag teams, doing, well, I'm not sure what - but they laugh a lot - and hit the guy a few times - and then giggle anew

Spit. What's with all this spit? They spit to lube the dildo, ok, but there's a lot of spitting into mouths

Kneeing men in the balls is second only to kicking them in teams of girls

There are some service-related tasks, like doing the dishes, but not enough really to call it out as a genre

There are a few nipple twists and ruined orgasmic CFNM handjobs, but not really enough to call it out

Every once in a while, you see a guy obediently sitting there getting repeatedly kicked in the face

Most of the time, it's just the femdom sitting on a couch with the submissive kneeling or otherwise acting as a foot stool

There are a few cuckold scenes, mostly where the guys cleans up after another guy has done his business

It's amazing how HUGE some of those dildoes are though! Whew!

There is some small-penis humiliation but most of the guys have tiny penises to start with (no long john silvers here)

There are a few female-to-female femdom activities, but they don't seem to be any different, so I don't call them out

There were a few fucking machines, but, you just know they're all staged since men build this stuff mostly

I'd say more than half the women look bored in these films, and many look at the camera - so horror upon horror - they're staged

There is a lot less cross-dressing sissy-boy barbie doll stuff than I would have thought big girls would wish to do

There is some pony play, and barking pet stuff, but not a whole lot of animal training overall

There is a lot of licking the bottom of dirty shoes, and, surprisingly, a ton of six-inch heels being polished with the male tongue

There are some hanging of heavy weights, locked in stocks, and other contraptional stuff, most of which you know men designed

There's a hellova lot more scatting and pissing than there is kissing, which is one of the more surprising observations

In fact, there's almost no kissing whatsoever. No cuddling. No soft caresses (that don't end up in orgasm denial anyway)

The number of blowjobs is so low as to be statistically insignificant (the men are often told to jack themselves off)

The main words spoken by the men is "Yes Mistress" or "Thank you Mistress", and, well, not much else by way of scripting

It's hard to summarize the blather by the women ... mostly it's "lick my feet, bitch" type stuff

There's a lot of smelling of people's used shoes ... which is second only to the licking of feet for some odd reason

There's some electro play, but not a whole lot of it (mostly wrapped around a cock and balls)

There are many cock cages and leashes around cocks and balls and a few wooden spoon spankings of cocks

There's certainly not a whole lot of (any?) kissing, cuddling, and, in general, teddy-bear loving going on.

And, last, but not least, apparently there's a lot of sniffing and licking of smelly toes and feet going on in femdom land!

Overall, the women look disinterested, for the most part, unimaginative, less concerned with their own orgasm than one would think, and vastly focused on what happens to their little tiny feet!

However, I do admit, that's just a survey of femdom porn videos.
What about real life (of which I know nothing)?

Is this list of what I've seen is in any way representative of real femdom life (or is it just porn marketing fantasy)?
Did I miss anything?
Or is this list femdom BDSM business as usual?