DeviantlyD -> RE: Does grammar matter to you? (11/25/2014 9:11:39 PM)
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ORIGINAL: shiftyw and learning cursive is a waste of time! I fully support that. I see no REAL use for cursive and I didn't at 7 either. I actually was so stubborn I had to get out of "Guidance Class" (I know right...) to go take special handwriting lessons with a teacher. I still managed to just barely learn it and then never use it again. I disagree. I've found at least 2 uses for learning cursive: -Easier to write on cakes (which, admittedly, isn't a draw for most people) -Being able to read handwriting from older folks (and translate for the people who refuse to learn cursive like it's a secret alien code.) But maybe you're right, because outside of those two applications I have no use for loopy letters. I think cursive is paramount learning. I also think it looks a whole shitload better than block capitals - and it's faster to write too. It can also tell linguistic analysis experts a lot about the person in the way certain things are written. All too often I see this dead-spider type of writing and I absolutely hate it and often can't read it at all. Personally, I think it should be banned until pupils reach upper school grades. And grammar??? Oh fuck yes!! Sometimes no grammar (especially punctuation) can make a sentence have a completely different meaning altogether depending how you read it. Examples Sought: Two strong, clean youths for sausages. Wanted: Precast concrete man. Need: Woman to run up curtains. Wanted: A room by two gentlemen 30 feet long and 20 feet wide. Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them. A tailor's guarantee: If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free. Lost: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail. Barber's sign: Hair cut while you wait. Lost: Wallet belonging to a young man made of calf skin It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but, the secret ingredient is our people. Slow Children Crossing. "Should Madonna be aloud to adopt again?" Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. "Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." (Warning at a safari park). Using the wrong words also make me wince; the typical were/where/wear, bare/bear, to/too/two, there/their/they're, you/your/you're etc etc mistakes are really unforgivable..... it's basic English (and even basic American), so there really isn't any excuse not to learn to use the correct words. And to be honest, most (*ahem*) 'intelligent' people can tell if a dyslexic person has written something properly or made an effort, even with the typos and speeling mistooks, than something that has been just poorly written or just plain sloppy. Text speak should be just plain banned completely. There is no need for such crap these days - it's sheer laziness and I refuse to read it. Eulero is one such poster on here where English is obviously not his native language, but he still manages to put together some decent posts. Some on here are just sloppy and it makes me cringe trying to read what they have typed. And a funny poem that caught my eye - Funny Plurals In the English Language We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose. And the plural of cat is cats and not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say Mother, we never say Methren, Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim, So English, I fancy you will all agree, Is the funniest language you ever did see. Am I a grammar Nazi?? You betcha - and proud of it. In essence, grammar is everything and says a lot about the writer. [:D] I actually print faster than I write. I pretty much can't write anymore, except for my signature and sign-offs on cards.
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