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Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:06:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		        I know that I'm a shitty, rotten-hearted, glaring example of piss-poor citizenry, and that's probably why I LOATHE Nikki Franklin.  Just repeating those four dreadful syllables out loud makes me want to puke my entrails into a dirty bucket of horse-manure and broken glass.  As a matter of fact, if I had an ultimatum between kissing Nikki Franklin and letting Rosie O' Donnell take a long, warm, soupy shit in my mouth, I've have one HELL of a time getting that smell off my breath (the shit, that is.)

    I first encountered Nikki Franklin in the second grade.  She was a stupid bitch even then, with heavy-set jowls, blonde hair, and a set of pale-blue peepers that reflected a Mt. Vesuvius of ineptitude, caused by years of dysgenic and biologically irresponsible misbreeding.  The very first time I heard her speak in class, I was almost BLOWN AWAY by the "dumbass factor", even at that impressionable young age.

     The class discussion was, "What Would You Do If Your House Was On Fire?", and basically boiled down to a children's safety course.  I swear to God, if I hadn't have been sitting on a chair, the sheer stupidity of her answer would have knocked me on my ass.  "I wouldn't need to do anything; my (imaginary) friend Mousie would save me", the bovine-looking, knock-knee'd little cunt answered.  I almost flipped a fucking lid.  I'll bet that her parents had told her that, because they MUST have hated her as much as I did.

      Nikki's cheeks hung down from her atrocity of a face like something off of the Westminster Classic, (although dogs are actually lovable).  When she skipped around the schoolyard, her flabby cheeks would bounce up and down, almost sending me into a RAGE.  I know ALOT of big girls that can pull off being attractive, but Nikki was the OPPOSITE of anything aesthetically pleasing.  It wasn't even enough to cause a lingering sense of pathos in my child's heart.........................it just made me fucking angry.

      When I moved back to Carolina from Harlan, Kentucky, during high school, I found that, to my extreme shock and disappointment, Nikki had overcame the odds and SURVIVED childhood without drowning in a bucket or choking on a plastic bag.  To make things even worse, she was always maddeningly positive all of the time.  Her big, pale-blue eyes were full of merriment, and I HATED it.  This bitch had the nerve to read me a stupid "play" she had penned, about a young girl that learns some dumb, generic, saccharine lesson after stealing some diet pills from a drug store.  The moral of this "pivotal work" was supposed to be something like "Honesty is the best policy", or "You're alright, just the way you are", but it just made me want to shoot myself in the fucking face-a-roo. 

     THE MORAL OF THIS POST?          DON'T BE A STUPID BITCH!!!!!

    

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:10:18 PM   
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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:20:28 PM   
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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:25:49 PM   
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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:26:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

~ stricken with a non-oxygenated case of boisterous hilarity ~


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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:28:14 PM   
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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:39:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank
THE MORAL OF THIS POST?          DON'T BE A STUPID BITCH!!!!!
So are you going to take your own advice???  
You really do need a hug and a spanking Tres...   M

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:44:48 PM   
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        Once, during a grade-school discussion, a teacher had asked the students to tell our class about their favorite foods.  Most of the answers were sensible, kid-friendly favorites (junk food): pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs, etcetera.  Everything was going fine and dandy.........................until we got to NIKKI FRANKLIN.  As soon as "I like tuna fish and cottage cheese" came out of her dirty little mouth, I had to suppress an overwhelmingly powerful urge to throw a brick at her face, and may have actually done it, had a brick been available at the time.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:46:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank
THE MORAL OF THIS POST?          DON'T BE A STUPID BITCH!!!!!
So are you going to take your own advice???  


No.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:50:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

Ohhhhh............I forget to add this.

       Once, during a grade-school discussion, a teacher had asked the students to tell our class about their favorite foods.  Most of the answers were sensible, kid-friendly favorites (junk food): pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs, etcetera.  Everything was going fine and dandy.........................until we got to NIKKI FRANKLIN.  As soon as "I like tuna fish and cottage cheese" came out of her dirty little mouth, I had to suppress an overwhelmingly powerful urge to throw a brick at her face, and may have actually done it, had a brick been available at the time.


~ absolutely weeping with laughter ~

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:50:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Aw did Nikki Franklin turn you down for a date tres wank?

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:50:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		You are indeed embroiled in a conundrum or a paradox if you will Swank Sweetie.. you see your obsessive hatred of Lil Miss Franklin has guaranteed that she will always be with you, like your first kiss, your first fuck, the birth of your first child. I say this because your memories of what was going on the day that you met Nikki and what she said show she has an important place in your life, right up there with your wedding day, my friend....

Quite a conundrum, because love is so akin to hate....

Good luck with that

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 4:53:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would have to be suffering from a SEVERE case of dementia-seven before I would have viewed NIKKI FRANKLIN as anything other than a substitute for Milk of Magnesia.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:01:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmm - well i remember as a kid and yep i do remember that far back making statements about boys along the lines of what you've said minus the filthy language of course. Usually though it was because i had a big fat crush on them.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:03:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I bet she dressed him up like a girl, made him lick her pussy and told everyone on the playground...  can't deal with it now, thinks he's gay, feels all confused and gotta lash out, huh sissy boi? tisk tisk seen it a million times.  Seek help.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:06:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sorry, but I think that you missed the essence of what I was trying to get across.  NIKKI FRANKLIN was an UNLOVABLE CREATURE.............and her Pollyanna attitude just made it that much more of an outrage.  Father Flannigan wouldn't have had mercy on this girl.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:08:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I'm sorry, but I think that you missed the essence of what I was trying to get across.  NIKKI FRANKLIN was an UNLOVABLE CREATURE.............and her Pollyanna attitude just made it that much more of an outrage.  Father Flannigan wouldn't have had mercy on this girl.


Here you are hating her and she is as happy as a lark... how ironic and sad

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:11:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


Here you are hating her and she is as happy as a lark... how ironic and sad


And that just pisses me off even more.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:18:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I didnt miss the point thrush.
I find you irritable and about as attractive as a dose of thrush but hmm all that negative energy ........... kinda makes ya wonder.

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RE: Nikki Franklin - 8/10/2006 5:22:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know when I was a little girl I was like Nikki. I wasn't overweight, but I had pimples, crooked teeth and my hair always looked greasy no matter how much I washed it when I hit 12 or so. I had nothing stylish to wear and boys hated me too. Then this weird thing happened the summer I before I started my freshman year.. My hair quit looking greasy, I had a D cup, I was 5 foot 10 and svelte, and my teeth looked a lot better. By the time I was out of high school I was very aware of all of this, it took me a while to figure out that the boys were afraid to ask me out after being so mean in junior high school.

The moral of this story, the toes you step on today maybe connected to the ass you have to kiss (or would like to kiss) tomorrow...smiles

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