TreSwank
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The premise of this part of the thread, is that TreSwank is a "Late Night" show host, and Nikki Franklin is the special guest. TS: So, Nikki.......alot of folks out there seem to think that you're a stupid bitch, and that you are incapable of ever contributing anything useful to our solar system. NF: (Nikki utters a merry little pig laugh, and then proceeds to answer the question.) Well, Tre, even my parents think that I'm pretty useless! It's really obvious that I'm the end product of the rhythm method gone awry. (The audience chucles in concurrence with Miss Franklin) TS: Gosh Nikki! I sure would love to punch you in the mouth! God, you look so freakin' stupid! Is that your everyday face? NF: Why, go ahead Tre! It's about time I did sometime worthwhile. (Steadies herself for the blow. Tre swings, and connects with a loud bone-shattering punch to the mouth. The audience stands up and claps for a full ten minutes)
< Message edited by TreSwank -- 8/10/2006 6:53:08 PM >
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