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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:29:42 PM   
DiurnalVampire


Posts: 8125
Joined: 1/19/2006
From: Nashville, TN
Status: offline 		Wo, why im fake?
I wont call someone after talking to them for 5 minutes online
I dont make it a habit to beat the hell out of my boys
Angel is my baby, and I dont force him to do anything that he might not like to make me happy
I dont keep a harem of devoted sex slaves
I wont meet someone passing through for a night of Kicks, real Dommes do that
I dont accept tribute from random boys offering it for no good reason

Lets see, im sure there are more. If anyone else can think of a reason I am fake, im open to suggestions.  After al, I am dying to become a TWUE Mistwess
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:30:17 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		*whines*  but that's where the wannabes and vanillas with kinks hang out

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:32:54 PM   
HydroMaster


Posts: 4786
Joined: 9/24/2005
Status: offline 		Well aren't we all just fakes and wannabies anyway?...let's roll

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:34:12 PM   
RobertCloud


Posts: 2959
Joined: 6/28/2006
Status: offline 		I'm Fake because
1. I am a master that is overweight (even though I have lost 130 pounds on a diet of my own design and have fasted for as long as four days with only water and no food at all)
2. I am a master that likes to allow my slave to have a free mind and even talk back to me at times when I give a command as long as she knows I have the final say.
3. I am a master than allows a slave to discuss limits with me, but I allow them, I do not let her demand them of me.
4. I am a master that demands proof that a picture is not a fake, I have had too many people use fake pictures and turned out being completely different from their pics (even a couple that were MALE).
5. I am a dominant that calls myself a master... lol... well I only started calling myself a master after I had a slave beg to be mine.
6. I do not capitalize all pronouns when referring to myself and I prefer my slave use proper English and capitalize words that are supposed to be like her name and the word "I".
GOD.. this list could go on and on...

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:34:35 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		actually, isn't a wannabee any macropod that isn't large enough to be considered a kangaroo and has not been given some other name???

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:44:17 PM   
HydroMaster


Posts: 4786
Joined: 9/24/2005
Status: offline 		hmm, I believe that is a wallaby and you would know that if you weren't so fake

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:48:42 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		im a fake sub because

1. I look too Domme
2. I dont call everyone Sir
3.I speak and think for myself
4.I HAVE limits
5.I dont give Blow jobs
6.I wont get my UM invloved in the lifestyle
7. I cant stand face slapping or humiliation
8. I dont enjoy being beat
9.I want to be treated like a queen
10. I dont answer all emails...


lol damn i really am fake huh?

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:55:04 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

hmm, I believe that is a wallaby and you would know that if you weren't so fake


i'm not either fake & i can prove it!!  just that i was raised by blondes...


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it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:55:51 PM   
HydroMaster


Posts: 4786
Joined: 9/24/2005
Status: offline 		Oh no, I can't think of what UM is an abbreviation for...I must be a fake domley dom

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 1:58:08 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma

im a fake sub because

1. I look too Domme
2. I dont call everyone Sir
3.I speak and think for myself
4.I HAVE limits
5.I dont give Blow jobs
6.I wont get my UM invloved in the lifestyle
7. I cant stand face slapping or humiliation
8. I dont enjoy being beat
9.I want to be treated like a queen
10. I dont answer all emails...


lol damn i really am fake huh?


you are so fake, your fake is fake.....

warning:
blatant highjack follows:

why are they called unmentionables??  where the heck did that ever come from anyway?


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:05:59 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		ROTFLMFAO...... my fake is so fake its fake............................

I dont know why they are called unmentionables probably because most couples prefer not to get their children invloved in the lifestyle......only reason i can think of

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:09:54 PM   
misspage


Posts: 14
Joined: 2/4/2007
Status: offline 		Let me see...
1. i don't post a picture, is it so hard for a girl to want folks to get to know her?
2. Oh i'm fat *nods* no place for that...with out even a clue the steps to make me healthy i choose.
3. I'm controlled by others who look out for my well being.
4. I don't do casual sex.
5. I don't have a web cam or nakied pictures.

There isn't enough time in the day to list them all.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:25:43 PM   
bearincuffs


Posts: 1904
Joined: 12/16/2006
Status: offline 		Then I guess I must be a fake too because:
1) I call myself a slave and still have opinions
2) I'm not living with my Master
3) I live in Canada!
4) Can't tell the difference between subs and slaves

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Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:29:04 PM   
lilsubl


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Joined: 2/6/2006
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quote:

ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

Then I guess I must be a fake too because:
1) I call myself a slave and still have opinions
2) I'm not living with my Master
3) I live in Canada!
4) Can't tell the difference between subs and slaves


yep!!  the fakest of the fakes live in Canada, everyone knows that....


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:30:41 PM   
missturbation


Posts: 8290
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: another planet
Status: offline 		Im fake because
* im british !!?!!
* im too good looking to be real (give me a break)
* my hair is curly

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:30:42 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		lol this entire site it a fakeapalooza...............lol

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:31:29 PM   
bearincuffs


Posts: 1904
Joined: 12/16/2006
Status: offline 		lol  but for long, be heading south of the border next month!

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An it harm none, do as thou wilt
Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:33:55 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		you can take a person out of Canada but you cant take the Canadian out of the person...............lol

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:35:04 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		ah ha!

you're spying for the federal govt like me! welcome new member to Fakes Anonymous!

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:38:08 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		shhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one is supposed to know

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