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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:39:53 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		I am a fake because:

1. I am married but my husband allows me to seek a Dom.
2. Because I have no intention of leaving said husband to pursue a life of "true" submission, which of course can only be acheived by 24/7 submission.
3. Because I am not bisexual on demand.
4. Because I won't quit my job and leave my family as a sign of "true" submission.
5. Because I won't send naked pictures.
6. Because I won't perform sexual acts on webcam.

my gosh....the list just goes on and on. I had no idea of the depths of my fakeness.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:41:20 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Im fake because
* im british !!?!!
* im too good looking to be real (give me a break)
* my hair is curly


ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me....


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it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:42:22 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		wow there are so many of us spying for the federal govt on this site!

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:42:28 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		*sigh its ok none of us really did till we posted it on this thread...............samba and i will be hosting a Fakes Anomous this wednesday night i encourage all you fakes out there to join and offer support to your fellow fakes...

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:42:41 PM   
HydroMaster


Posts: 4786
Joined: 9/24/2005
Status: offline 		did I metion that this post is fake....none of your responses are even real....it's all a fake little illusion, fake, fake, fake, fake

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:45:29 PM   
LaTigresse


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Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline 		Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion?

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:46:32 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

did I metion that this post is fake....none of your responses are even real....it's all a fake little illusion, fake, fake, fake, fake


i always knew that, but i had hoped that the rest wouldn't learn it.....now you've let the proverbial cat out of the bag...trying to remember the proverb which speaks of a cat in a bag.....


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to HydroMaster)
Profile   Post #: 67
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:46:59 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		yes, don't be shy admitting that you're a fake during our meetings ...paper bags aren't necessary

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:47:34 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion?


oh, no...you would definitely be a *good* acid trip delusion!!!


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to LaTigresse)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:48:22 PM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Im fake because
* im british !!?!!
* im too good looking to be real (give me a break)
* my hair is curly


ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me....



Mine arent long enough but i wonder if you could straighten your pubes??
Maybe sumthin to try in a bored moment.
Wrong thread i know but just a thought.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:49:41 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		lilsubl could it be "did you ever eat chinese and think its not pork or chicken but a fat siamese?" or "a cat in the bag is one less on my plate"

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Phone Sex Operators are people too.
I am the pet hampster, everyone shall fear me fear my cute cuddliness hahaha

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:49:51 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Im fake because
* im british !!?!!
* im too good looking to be real (give me a break)
* my hair is curly


ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me....



Mine arent long enough but i wonder if you could straighten your pubes??
Maybe sumthin to try in a bored moment.
Wrong thread i know but just a thought.


methinks that the boundaries between these threads blurred hours ago....


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to missturbation)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:50:29 PM   
HydroMaster


Posts: 4786
Joined: 9/24/2005
Status: offline 		acid trips are so fake...just another black op by the government to cover up our perception of their fakeness.

all you women need to send me your naked pics so I can determine whether or not who are fake women...no?, damn my plan to start a fake humanitarian post to trick women into sending me nudey pics has failed.

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I walk the lonely road,
the only one that I have ever known.

(in reply to LaTigresse)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:53:19 PM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion?


oh, no...you would definitely be a *good* acid trip delusion!!!



Thank you very much. Though, I think that may be subjective depending upon whom you ask around here.


_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to lilsubl)
Profile   Post #: 74
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:54:25 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		Hydro, please look into this red dot for a moment

*flashes him with bright flash*

these MIB gadgets come in handy


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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

(in reply to HydroMaster)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:54:46 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma

lilsubl could it be "did you ever eat chinese and think its not pork or chicken but a fat siamese?" or "a cat in the bag is one less on my plate"


ROFLMAO...but it tastes like chicken......


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
Profile   Post #: 76
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 2:57:28 PM   
HydroMaster


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

Hydro, please look into this red dot for a moment

*flashes him with bright flash*

these MIB gadgets come in handy



Samba will you look at this red light for me?...*flashes laser pointer at her*  Always wanted to test this, are you blind in that eye samba?

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I walk the lonely road,
the only one that I have ever known.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:02:33 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		*sings in the tune of cats in the cradle............. The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the same place i eat everyday at noon...

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Phone Sex Operators are people too.
I am the pet hampster, everyone shall fear me fear my cute cuddliness hahaha

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:05:53 PM   
lilsubl


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Joined: 2/6/2006
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma

*sings in the tune of cats in the cradle............. The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the same place i eat everyday at noon...


if you weren't such a fake, you'd be weally, weally funny!!!!! 


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
Profile   Post #: 79
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:08:41 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		*zaps him with her cricket gun*

take that, dragon!


_____________________________

...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

(in reply to HydroMaster)
Profile   Post #: 80
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