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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:11:51 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*zaps him with her cricket gun*

take that, dragon!



hmmm...now i'm confused again:  wouldn't a gun for shooting crickets be pretty ineffective on a dragon?


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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:16:59 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		not if it was a fake dragon, ya know a cricket in disguise

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:18:03 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		i see, the confusion occured when i forgot i was on the fake thread.....

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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:19:25 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Aw jeeze i thought this was the twue slave thread, im in the wrong f'ing place again

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:22:22 PM   
lilsubl


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Joined: 2/6/2006
Status: offline 		down the hall & to the right

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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to missturbation)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:24:27 PM   
Attendedkarma


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Status: offline 		ya well if you werent such a fake you would know taht was funny....................................*crying* im going to tell my mommy on you.........your a big meenie....Runs off

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:26:29 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		would that be the room where lots of doms / dommes are waiting for me to bring me back to life?

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:26:45 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		oh, god, no!!!  don't tell Mommy...not that!!!  i'll be nice.......

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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:27:53 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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From: P'burgh PA
Status: offline 		Good Afternoon, My name is Ms Jo and I'm a fake.

I don't cam
I don't do online domming
I don't do phone domination
I won't dom every sub wannabe that is in town visiting for a convention/family vacation
(seriously the guy was on a FAMILY vacation and wanted to send the wife and kiddies to Sea World so I could come by and take a strap on to him WTF???)
I use the words "Please", "Thank you" and have good manners
I won't talk on the phone after a single line email stating U R Hottt!
I won't call someone to prove I'm female
I prefer to actually discuss something besides BDSM at times
I don't wear leather, 6inch thigh high boots, and carry a whip 24/7
I won't just show up at someone's house/hotel room and beat the hell out of them.
I won't show up at someone's hotel with a group of guys to gang bang some sissy
I don't write emails/discuss on the phone what I would do if you were naked and kneeling at my feet right now.
I look too innocent/pretty/hott to be a Dominant
I won't kidnap someone, throw them in a cage and keep them captive for the rest of their life.
I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet.

thank you, I feel better now that I've confessed how fake I am.






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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:29:48 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
Joined: 3/6/2007
Status: offline 		*teasing from down the street..................nener nener nener you cant catch me.......

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I am the pet hampster, everyone shall fear me fear my cute cuddliness hahaha

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:32:42 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Good Afternoon, My name is Ms Jo and I'm a fake.

I don't cam
I don't do online domming
I don't do phone domination
I won't dom every sub wannabe that is in town visiting for a convention/family vacation
(seriously the guy was on a FAMILY vacation and wanted to send the wife and kiddies to Sea World so I could come by and take a strap on to him WTF???)
I use the words "Please", "Thank you" and have good manners
I won't talk on the phone after a single line email stating U R Hottt!
I won't call someone to prove I'm female
I prefer to actually discuss something besides BDSM at times
I don't wear leather, 6inch thigh high boots, and carry a whip 24/7
I won't just show up at someone's house/hotel room and beat the hell out of them.
I won't show up at someone's hotel with a group of guys to gang bang some sissy
I don't write emails/discuss on the phone what I would do if you were naked and kneeling at my feet right now.
I look too innocent/pretty/hott to be a Dominant
I won't kidnap someone, throw them in a cage and keep them captive for the rest of their life.
I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet.

thank you, I feel better now that I've confessed how fake I am.







how many meets do you require before you will do that?  just curious, mind you...


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to SDFemDom4cuck)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:35:09 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma

*teasing from down the street..................nener nener nener you cant catch me.......


very nice!!  run from the crippled girl!  now i'm gonna go tell your mommy!!!


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
Profile   Post #: 92
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:39:12 PM   
Attendedkarma


Posts: 42
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Status: offline 		not if i beat you there first.......................rotflmao......

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Phone Sex Operators are people too.
I am the pet hampster, everyone shall fear me fear my cute cuddliness hahaha

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:42:46 PM   
kittensmailbox


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Joined: 1/7/2005
From: Youngstown, Ohio
Status: offline 		i am fake because i refuse to move away from my family again...

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~softly smiles

~lowers her eyes in respect~

~kitten

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:43:55 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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quote:

how many meets do you require before you will do that?  just curious, mind you
 
Which one are you inquiring about?

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Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

(in reply to lilsubl)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:52:34 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet.
quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

how many meets do you require before you will do that?  just curious, mind you
 
Which one are you inquiring about?


whoopsie...forgot to highlight it...this one:

I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet.



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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to SDFemDom4cuck)
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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:53:37 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma

not if i beat you there first.......................rotflmao......


fake *and* mean...i'll just have to use my wit & cunning here....


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Attendedkarma)
Profile   Post #: 97
RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 3:58:35 PM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		I m not fake.
I am the 1 n only azzmaster.
My trusty dick is Thor, the best dick a guy ever had

who is fake?
those fakes who act like thats not true.
but we "real" CM members realize they are just jealous
so don't be fake!
admit u daydream about Thor reamin u up the Hershey highway
c'mon. u know u do... :)
this is ur big change to de-fake urself


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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 4:01:29 PM   
litleone8620


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Joined: 6/12/2006
Status: offline 		I am a fake because........

I don't have naked pictures, and won't sent them on request
I don't give out my messenger ID's after the first e-mail
I almost always don't respond to one-lined e-mails
I don't call everyone Sir, or Master
I don't obey every Tom, Dick, and Harry that chooses to grace me with his ignorance/stupidity in a badly worded/misspelled e-mail (wow, where did that agression come from?)
And i'm a fake because, even though i identify myself as a slave, i have a mind of my own. Oh, the horror, the horror!



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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/11/2007 4:01:54 PM   
DominaRava


Posts: 76
Status: offline 		I am fake because....
I seldom post to the boards, I just lurk and read.
I do not wear high heels.
I do not 'do' fetish wear.
I admit to being inexperienced in many BDSM aspects, but want to learn.
I do not own my own home.
I am not a high powered professional business woman.
I want a slave to work outside my home and contribute.  (If anyone gets to stay home, it would be me, and I do not.)
I do not want to keep a slave in a cage 24/7.
I do not want to tattoo obscenities all over a slaves face.
I believe in cuddle time and *shudder*  down time to relax.
I am just confused and haven't learned the superiority of me.
The list goes on and on....

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