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Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:30:01 PM)
quote: I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now. Granted. OJ Simpson is on his way. Don't mind the gloves and the knife thing... I wish that my socks would stop getting holes in them

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:36:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now. Granted. OJ Simpson is on his way. Don't mind the gloves and the knife thing... I wish that my socks would stop getting holes in them Granted, Oh you won't even notice the holes in your socks once Cochran tellls you that if the "socks don't fit you must aquit." I wish I still had half a brain left.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:40:29 PM)
quote: I wish I still had half a brain left. Granted. But now you are down to half a wit. I wish my shoelaces wouldn't break when I am in a hurry to go somewhere

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:40:59 PM)
No worries...don't need them with your leg braces. I wish I was asleep. C

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:44:34 PM)
quote: I wish I was asleep Granted. Sadly you fall asleep on your computer keyboard and begin to drool into it. By some strange freak accident you get electrocuted I wish that I had some room in my freezer for a turkey

ChainedExistence -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:45:05 PM)
Granted , except now you've just spent hours cleaning out all the rotten meat from when the door was left open for the last week I wish I had one of those lawn care services that cut your grass for you. Dang, Gauge and Cerckl...you are so fast on the replies , I had to edit that twice!

Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:05:55 AM)
Granted, but they plant "other" grass while you're not looking and the Feds seize your land. I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.

mugwump -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:09:52 AM)
poof your wish has been granted , sadly it was an english fairy on duty at the time who had no idea what one was - so you've ended up with a curious male appendage permanently fixed to your nether regions..... well, she tried! I wish i had the chance for a lie in...

Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:10:57 AM)
pokes male appendage Fun! runs off to play with it

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:31:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twice Granted, but they plant "other" grass while you're not looking and the Feds seize your land. I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner. Granted.. You now have all the weiners you can eat; Just tell us where did Osama's weiner go? I wish I could ignore Michael Moore, Edited for piss poor spelling [:)]

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 1:41:38 AM)
quote: I wish I could ignore Michael Moore, Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing quote: I wish i had the chance for a lie in... Granted, you now have narcolepsy I wish I had more hours in my days J

Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 2:09:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch quote: I wish I could ignore Michael Moore, Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing That's unfortunate?

Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 2:10:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch quote: I wish I could ignore Michael Moore, Granted, unfortunately you ignore him as he's driving down the road you're crossing quote: I wish i had the chance for a lie in... Granted, you now have narcolepsy I wish I had more hours in my days J Granted, but the alteration of the current day cycle screws up the polarity of the universe and send Earth spiraling into the sun. I wish I didn't have class in 4 hours.

MLskajira -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 2:47:31 AM)
if it wasnt "dinner time" then it would just be called by another name. i wish everyone who saw me, thought me beautiful.

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 3:31:29 AM)
Granted but that is all they see a pretty face. You must therefore be a porn star. I wish someone would read my crappy BDSM stories I posted on http://www.asstr.org/ and offer me a book deal for squillions of pounds.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 11:59:18 AM)
quote: I wish someone would read my crappy BDSM stories I posted on http://www.asstr.org/ and offer me a book deal for squillions of pounds. Granted. You have now signed a book deal for squillions of pounds of liver pate' I wish that the windshield on my car wouldn't get so dirty all the time

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:03:00 PM)
Granted with a halfbrick. now you can keep your windshield in a couple of sealled bags! I wish I could get this sword looking right (cosplaying from stormriders next month) J

Level -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:03:10 PM)
Granted, but the homeless guy you hired to sit on the hood to clean it is so scared by your driving he's shitting everywhere. I wish I had a coke.

Level -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:04:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch Granted with a halfbrick. now you can keep your windshield in a couple of sealled bags! I wish I could get this sword looking right (cosplaying from stormriders next month) J

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 12:47:26 PM)
quote: I wish I could get this sword looking right Granted. However you get attacked by 147 angry Ninjas. quote: I wish I had a coke. Granted, but it is going to be tough to drink because you now have no mouth. I wish that I had a new sofa.

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