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Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 2:25:54 PM)

Granted, but the delivery person is sick and pukes on your door.

I wish my sore throat would go away.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 2:31:11 PM)

Granted it was throat cancer so they removed your larynx and now you feel no more pain there anymore.

I wish someone would knock out Richard Branson’s front teeth with a hammer.



RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 3:27:31 PM)

Granted, now the first commercial space venture is run by a gappy superscillious git.

I wish I still had all my old toys (starwars and the like. If I got rid of a toy of context here, there was a reason)

J



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 5:51:21 PM)

damnit! too slow again!



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 5:53:41 PM)

Granted. Your Millenium Falcon is back atop your shelf! But it's melted from being in the attic for 25years!

I wish I could get rid of this damn cold/cough... (blech!)



Twice -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 7:11:55 PM)

Granted but, you know... dead man can't cough.

I wish I had a new laptop.



BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 7:34:59 PM)

Granted, but it weighs more than a Kray supercomputer. 

I wish I could swim.



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:14:11 PM)

Granted, and the folks at Sea World just love teaching you new tricks.
 
I wish I could lose 150 lb.



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:14:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Twice

Granted but, you know... dead man can't cough.

I wish I had a new laptop.


Hehe.... can dead women? (I'm a goil! silly!)



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:15:38 PM)

Granted..

But now you are bulimic.



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:17:07 PM)

I wish I had a pillowcase of $50s!



Takethiswaltz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:40:30 PM)

granted but you can only buy hotels with it b/c it's monopoly money.
 
I wish i looked like Angelina Jolie



Arpig -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:49:53 PM)

Granted...however I think she may be annoyed at the way she now looks

I wish I had all my teeth



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 9:22:58 PM)

Granted, but the fact that you're keeping them in a jar beside the bed creeps a few people out.
 
I wish I had someone to do my grocery shopping for me.



LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 10:31:55 PM)

Granted but they're a health nut so all you get is tofu and soy milk.
 
I wish my people would act their age and not their shoe size.



Takethiswaltz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 10:33:13 PM)

granted, but the person doing your shopping speaks only portugese so you will only be having portugese food from now on
 
I wish I could live forever



wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:08:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Takethiswaltz

granted, but the person doing your shopping speaks only portugese so you will only be having portugese food from now on
 
I wish I could live forever
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Granted.  All of your former friends are gone. You live forever but have no one to talk to but us kinky freaks.

I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:09:21 PM)

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I wish I could live forever


Granted. Funny, Rush Limbaugh had the same wish and I hope the two of you like each others company because the Earth's sun is going super-nova tomorrow. Have a wonderful forever.

I wish that I could get every TV station in the world



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:11:12 PM)

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I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.



Granted. You now have four guys from Federal prison to beat you up every night... sleep tight.

I wish that I could get every TV station in the world



wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:23:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

I wish I could sleep without heavy duty meds.



I wish that I could get every TV station in the world


Granted. Every radio station in the world is now available. Sadly, it's all Arabic and Osama is stilll looking for you.

I wish someone would just tuck me into bed now.



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