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Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 9:04:53 AM)

Granted! But then you find out that your surgeon is a sadistic serial murderer, and he made you into his 'perfect' victim.

I wish I could tell the police more about nyrisa's disappearance.



EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 9:18:48 AM)

Granted you are the sadistic serial killer and give them a full confession.

I wish I knew more abbreviations like ‘IMHO’ that prevented me from criticized by others. IMHO people don’t feel the need to correct you if you are being humble.

(It's a Linux penguin IMHO)



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 9:47:12 AM)

Granted! However, all you now know are abbreviations and can no longer understand regularily typed words.

I wish ECL learned that the most elaborate way to kill someone isn't the most effective.

(I am still a sexy penguin, and I am not an it.)



EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 9:58:36 AM)

Granted now every film involving an Evil Crime Lord is two minutes long.

I wish people would all stop agreeing with one another.

(Sexiness is mostly measured from below the neck and penguins just don’t turn people on in that respect IMHO.)



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 10:06:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EvilCrimeLord

I wish people would all stop agreeing with one another.

 


well wish in one hand and crap in the other......(hows that for being disagreeable)[;)]

i wish it would rain...



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/12/2007 11:03:41 AM)

your wish is granted but it's raining men[;)]

** I wish i had something nice to wear tonite[&:]



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/13/2007 11:00:21 AM)

Granted! Your skin falls off in one piece, scrubs & cleans & de-hairs itself. It then sews a zipper along the back portion so you can easily put it back on. Viola! Something nice to wear.

I wish people weren't so critical of other peoples bellies.

(Sexyness, IMNSHO, is rated face first - gross teeth, nasty skin, etc. will not get a sexy body anywhere. And I am still a sexy penguin.)



addisonclarkgirl -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/13/2007 11:05:58 AM)

Granted, except those people know that there are tiny clowns living inside those bellies plotting the end of mankind.

I wish summer vacation lasted longer.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/13/2007 11:11:51 AM)

Granted; except you now have sextuplets aged 6 years old, with ADHD, who are constantly bored and into trouble. Still wish summer vacation lasted longer?

I wish I always knew the perfect thing to say in any social situation.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/13/2007 11:33:16 AM)

your wish is granted but like the Twilight Zone where something weird always happens, you find yourself living on a farm which is 1200 miles from your nearest neighbor and you don't have any form of transportation- guess saying the right thing in a social situation suddenly isn't so important..eh?[8D]

** i wish i could make up my mind on what to have for dinner[&:]



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/14/2007 9:10:50 PM)

your wish is granted but you add to much ginger to waht you cook and you cant eat it
 
i wish i could drive a mercedest s600 and have a bently and ferarri in my garage



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/15/2007 12:39:05 PM)

your wish is granted but you become disabled, unable to drive any of them[&:]

** I wish I knew how to swim like a pro



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/15/2007 1:38:42 PM)

Granted you are now a fish.

I wish I knew what all those icons on my dashboard were for.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/15/2007 2:33:59 PM)

your wish is granted but NOW you must hide for you hold all the secrets of the bulletin board and they are after you!!!!!!![8D]

** i wish i looked good in spandex again lol



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/15/2007 2:54:29 PM)

Granted. You looked good last time I saw you on www.spandexwives.com

I wish all people were issued with sticks for walking.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/15/2007 2:56:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I wish all people were issued with sticks for walking.


granted-and they all smack you in the shins when they pass you.....

i wish i had more than 2 months off for summer....



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/16/2007 7:36:02 AM)

you get a lifetime off from work from going completely insane.

* i wish i had a boyfriend[:(]



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/16/2007 8:40:36 AM)

granted but your boyfriend is a ax murderer and has plans to eat you since he is a caniable also
 
i wish that i could drive a rase car
 
ross.g



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/16/2007 12:44:50 PM)

your wish is granted but you crash in a fiery inferno[&:]

** i wish these damn flys would leave me alone!



sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/16/2007 2:18:54 PM)

Granted, but the flies are soon replaced by the infamous Florida love bug, and they surround and crash into you, leaving their nasty innards all over you, which doesn't come off with a bath or shower.

I wish that I could grant everyone that one perfect day they've always wished they had...



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