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MistressDaisy73 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/16/2007 4:57:32 PM)

Granted, but now you have to live everyones worst day ever.

I wish that more people understood real forgiveness.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 7:32:07 AM)

wish is granted but everyone is wayyy too understanding and the world becomes a sappy, boring place to live.

** i wish i could still get stoned when i smoke weed.[&:]




FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 2:36:31 PM)

Granted you now live in Iran.

I wish the person beneath a healthy and happy life.




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 3:40:38 PM)

Thanks, but now my pooch is sick. [:o]

I wish all the crappy songs on my computer would erase themselves without damaging my computer or taking the good songs with them.





lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 3:49:12 PM)

granted but all your dirty photos get taken off also ;)
 
i wish i had a new laptop that didnt have anything wrong with it




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 3:53:13 PM)

Granted! You were in a major car accident and lost your legs, but miraculously the docs were able to attach another pair.

I wish some people understood sarcasm when its directed at them.





lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/17/2007 3:55:05 PM)

they do but they take it more personal when its from you
and soemone shoots you but you live but are perlized for life
 
I wish i have a billion dollars




FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 6:28:29 AM)

Granted but you always have exactly one billion dollars meaning that no money is ever spent or earned by yourself.

I wish winter was cold but not so dark.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 6:50:21 AM)

wish is granted. it never gets dark again.

** i wish metallica was as good as they use to be[:(]




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 8:42:50 AM)

Granted, but that requires turning the clock back to the time when they were good, meaning you must relive that time period as well.

I wish I could get back to a normal sleep schedule.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 11:18:03 AM)

granted but you only do because you are without work living in a nursing home and have notin better to do than sleep lol

**I wish carbs did not exist lol




KMsAngel -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 5:58:02 PM)

granted, but then ur too tired to do anything fun

i wish i had enough money to go back to the states. my grandpa is having surgery for lymphoma [:(] damn money...




nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 8:11:04 PM)

Granted; you win a sizeable lottery, but when you arrive in the US, you become the target of every crackpot scam artist in the country.


I wish I looked the same now that I did at 19. *sighs*




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/18/2007 9:41:35 PM)

Granted! But your mind went back even further... you are now mentally 19 month old.

I wish I had a wonderful lover in my bed. Besides me. [:D]





nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 3:01:50 AM)

Granted, and it has brand new batteries, too!


I wish my batteries would never die at an inconvenient moment.




KMsAngel -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 4:08:58 AM)

granted. but then you never get down to the shop to buy more, and the 35 million lotto that you had all the right numbers for, well u didn't win it obviously.

i wish i could meet my domly one.




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 11:22:32 AM)

Granted, but you then find out, too late, that he's taken all your credit and bank accounts, used them for bankrolling another subbie on the sly, and leaves you behind paying all the bills.

I wish that I could spend an adventurous winter in the Mount Washington observatory.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 12:13:33 PM)

your wish is granted but you must share a room with Dr. Phil and Pee Wee Herman[8D]

** i wish it would rain all week long




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 5:59:21 PM)

Granted, but the storm sewers back up and the nasty oil-soaked water flows into your house and completely ruins your day.


I wish that I had a brain...




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 9:02:10 PM)

Granted! But then the Aliens come at take it & transplant it into a French Bulldog. Your body gets the brain of a cockroach.

I wish I was around to see the look on sappatoti's lovers face when s/he realizes that sappatoti isn't home...





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