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sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 9:11:51 PM)
Granted, but you'll be sorely disappointed when s/he simply shrugs and mutters "what else is new," plus you get stuck with that smartass French bulldog. I wish that someday I may be able to meet some of the CM characters for real.

KMsAngel -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 11:43:45 PM)
Granted, but we may not let you get away ever again. I wish that i could share my new packet of tim tams with everyone who wanted one last night (hah).

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/19/2007 11:55:22 PM)
Granted......you start out on a quest to bring tim tams to the masses, but you end up stranded at your first stop.......my house!!! Thanks for the lifetime supply. I wish that there were more pleasant ways to lose weight than diet, exercise, or illness.

KMsAngel -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/20/2007 7:37:47 AM)
granted, anybody who comes to your house gets tim tams, but you can never eat a one! (actually they have a cute commercial over here where a gorgeous genie offers a woman anything she wants - with lots of salacious looks and eyebrow twitchings, and she refuses them all and at the end, holds out her tim tam package for a never ending supply request) i wish i had a genie!

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/20/2007 10:13:28 AM)
Granted, but then you'd never be satisfied with anything else, and when your genie goes out on strike... you're hopelessly lost. I wish that people health insurance was as easy as pet health insurance. [&:]

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/20/2007 9:44:16 PM)
Granted! However, easy costs money, and no one can afford to buy it. I wish I knew if the rooster pic in e01n's profile was real (alive or stuffed) or fake (toy/statue), without having to ask and risk being lables as a dumb penguin (afterall, what type of bird doesn't know other birds??? [8\|])

scifi1133 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/20/2007 11:37:19 PM)
Granted but now not only have you been labled but you will have to spend the last of your days on a mantle so ppl can ask the same of you. I wish that I could find someone who will actually show up for work when they are supposed to.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 4:07:12 AM)
Granted, all of Santa's elves will be in your kitchen at 6 am looking for milk and cookies while simultaneously wiring your putt to play jingle bells when you start it. I wish the Japanese beetles would quit eating my roses.

scifi1133 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 4:10:38 AM)
granted but now you have plagues of frogs and locusts in your entire yard. I wish I could get some sleep.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 4:13:50 AM)
Cool, the frogs will eat the locusts and live in my toad houses. Granted, your are now in a coma, but while you are sleeping those pesky elves are riding your bike to Sturgis. I wish Scooter could retire now.

scifi1133 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 4:16:04 AM)
damn elves i hope they know to pull up to a curb so they dont drop my ride little bastards lol. Granted but now scooter just mopes around the house bored I wish the coma would end.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 7:15:06 AM)
The coma ends but the drama begins ** I wish for perfect health

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 8:46:20 PM)
Granted, but government goons kidnap you and you are isolated in an underground testing facility where they test you to find the secret of your perfect health, and then the pharmaceutical companies put out a hit squad after you because a perfect health epidemic would destroy their profits. I wish everyone would just do what needs to be done without fuss or drama.

scifi1133 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/21/2007 10:56:54 PM)
granted but now the intenet is strictly used for porn because every site with a forum goes out of business since we all know that drama and fussing keeps these going lol. I wish I had a day off.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 4:03:25 AM)
Granted! You are now floating towards our Sun. [:)] Enjoy the tan. I wish the Canadian government wasn't so greedy with regards to the interest they charge on their education loans.

Rule -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 8:00:58 AM)
Granted, but they will rob you anyway. I got my first two hour lesson in sword fighting that ended just about now. It is in preparation for a wedding that I and my opponent will attend next week. Nerxt Tuesday and Wednesday he will give me another two lessons and that should do. I wish that my coordination would improve.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 9:58:16 AM)
Granted. You now fight like the experts in Jet Li's movies. Except during the really elaborate martial arts slow motion moves, your opponent still moves in real time speed, and just steps up and pokes you with his sword. I wish my new puppy would be perfectly housebroken and have no more accidents.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 11:35:05 AM)
your wish is granted but out of nowhere a dog shows up on your porch with puppies you cant resist. ** i wish this guy who's bout to come spank me is hot like in his pics[8D]

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 12:14:07 PM)
Granted, but once he has you restrained he unzips his hot looks suit and steps out as a gnome who's going to "fiddle about" instead of spanking you. I wish that the body could create its own painkillers on demand...

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/22/2007 6:33:43 PM)
Granted! However, the body thinks the mind is wussy and won't dispense any painkillers. I wish I could have wild passionate kinky sex with a few of CM's members without worrying about any potential issues that may arise.

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