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Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:53:30 PM)
translations please.

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:54:04 PM)
Mercy! This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults!

MasterDonfromPA -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 2:55:38 PM)
Ok I GOTS to ask . Please Definitions, I GOTTA Know

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:02:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero translations please. Just for the guys who've asked: Donkey punch= The guy does her/him from behind then at the point of climax punches them in the neck, on the main vein. It's supposed to make the climax better, apparently. Strawberry shortcake= The guy jizzes on the face of her/him, then hits them until they bleed, mixing the jizz with the blood. Spiderman= The guy jizzes in his hand then flicks it at her/him, shouting spiderman at the same time. Superman= The guy jizzes on her/his back, then sticks the sheet to their back, hence the cape, shouting superman. Rusty hook= Can be a man or woman who does it. Said person puts their finger up their bum, then hooks said finger into other person's mouth. All I find pretty disgusting, but some are quite funny. As I said before, the 'youff' of today... [8D]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:05:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults! Love that story. [:D]

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:16:18 PM)
I've heard of donkey punches but the rest of those - hahaha :p Gotta love creativity!

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:47:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha Ya need to let it dry, chop it up with a razor, grab a straw, and SNORT it!!! [;)][8D][:D]

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:52:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults! Love that story. [:D] By this, do you mean you know of that article?

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:54:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep I've heard of donkey punches but the rest of those - hahaha :p Gotta love creativity! I'm afraid most of that stuff is just a wee bit beyond the pale for me. Call me a coward.

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:55:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha Ya need to let it dry, chop it up with a razor, grab a straw, and SNORT it!!! [;)][8D][:D] As any self-respecting recycler would do. Yikes!

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:55:28 PM)
Yep, I'd been told about that before. No idea when, but it definitely rang a bell or two. [:D]

gungadin09 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:55:58 PM)
One word. Eyeballs. pam

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 3:59:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 One word. Eyeballs. pam Mercy, that was good!

Fornica -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:00:44 PM)
. [image]local://upfiles/1311353/854487EF1B6A42C4B5ECD1D6673F54A8.jpg[/image]

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:01:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 One word. Eyeballs. pam Mercy, that was good! Higher altitude face fapping. Lawdy, lawdy...too funny!

Duskypearls -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:03:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica . [image]local://upfiles/1311353/854487EF1B6A42C4B5ECD1D6673F54A8.jpg[/image] And with no collision insurance, too. Poor Carol. A word to the wise!

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:04:25 PM)
Stole that Fornica & posted it on facebook.

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:07:37 PM)
Heard about "pee hole" fucking a number of years ago... OUCHIES!!! [:(] http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:16:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Heard about "pee hole" fucking a number of years ago... OUCHIES!!! [:(] http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php OUCH... OUCH and FUCKING OUCH. I'm sure that could cause some sort of nasty infection as well. Some things still manage to make me go WTF? [:-]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:18:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 Spiderman= The guy jizzes in his hand then flicks it at her/him, shouting spiderman at the same time. [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] Not sure why, but that's hilarious to me!

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