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LookieNoNookie -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:22:57 PM)
(And I thought I was weird).

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:24:04 PM)
Yep, that was one of the one's I found hilarious, too. I guess they could sing the spiderman theme tune instead, to make it even funnier... [:D]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:34:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Heard about "pee hole" fucking a number of years ago... OUCHIES!!! [:(] http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php OUCH... OUCH and FUCKING OUCH. I'm sure that could cause some sort of nasty infection as well. Some things still manage to make me go WTF? [:-] I think more research is in order... thus, YOU are elected to test this -- please report back with your results. Thank you for your cooperation. [;)]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:36:35 PM)
My pee-hole will remain a no entry point, thanks. [8D][;)]

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:48:02 PM)
Yaaaagh yeah, the thought alone makes my stomach do cartwheels......[X(]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:50:11 PM)
I must be getting old, as I shake my head at the fact that the usual holes just don't seem to be enough, these days... [8D]

hlen5 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:52:42 PM)
(Pssssst....bhg and Lily... this thread was started as a joke!) At least I hope so!!

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:57:01 PM)
Yep, we know that, but I think the pee-hole thing is something that people are actually doing... [8D]

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:58:15 PM)
Have you never heard of sounds????

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 4:58:49 PM)
How the hell does this work?Lol Now don't get bitter, You're 'avin' it up the shitter.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:00:57 PM)
Heard enough to fear them. must be like an internal splint which pushes against the natural curve of my erect beastie

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:01:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Have you never heard of sounds???? Sounds? Yep, I hear them all of the time, especially whooshing ones now and then. (I think I might have tinnitus)... [8D] If you mean something else, then that's a no. I'm a bit thick when it comes to a lot of things, you see. [:D] I could Google it, I guess...

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:02:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero How the hell does this work?Lol Now don't get bitter, You're 'avin' it up the shitter. Lol. I might just use that in the future. I like that one. [;)]

hlen5 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:03:27 PM)
What is the real medical reason for sounds, anyway?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:04:15 PM)
Hello I'm Percy Ho'er your uphill gardener.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:06:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Hello I'm Percy Ho'er your uphill gardener. I bet you've got loads of those, haven't you? Please tell me you've never used them as a chat up line, though? [8D][8\|]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:06:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 My pee-hole will remain a no entry point, thanks. [8D][;)] Unfortunately, your other half has already been notified of your... ahem... election to test this theory. So ya might wanna prepare... or bolt for the door -- while ya STILL can. [sm=jaw.gif]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:08:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 My pee-hole will remain a no entry point, thanks. [8D][;)] Unfortunately, your other half has already been notified of your... ahem... election to test this theory. So ya might wanna prepare... or bolt for the door -- while ya STILL can. [sm=jaw.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:08:57 PM)
I did ask a girl if she took it upthe dirt box on the first date once. Just to get rid of her. She was one of those annoyingly happy ones. quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Hello I'm Percy Ho'er your uphill gardener. I bet you've got loads of those, haven't you? Please tell me you've never used them as a chat up line, though? [8D][8\|]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices (11/26/2011 5:10:38 PM)
Ah, well. We've all resorted to shock tactics to get rid of those ever so annoying happy types. [:D]

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