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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 2:07:13 PM   
Toysinbabeland


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Desfip.....why are you quoting me?...I'm not the T/otally O/ffensive O/ne L/isting.....



Sorry desfip....that's what I get for sleepy posting

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 2:09:47 PM   
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It was noted as QFT = Quoted for Truth

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 2:12:18 PM   
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Thanks o side...I missed that.

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 2:27:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

Thanks o side...I missed that.


It's one of those new acronyms that took me a minute the first time I saw it.


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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 2:35:58 PM   
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Glad you are so hep. I'm still sleepy...

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 3:14:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

It was noted as QFT = Quoted for Truth



It can also mean: Quite Fucking True

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 3:35:52 PM   
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make sure that the abomination that is called 50 shades of gray is not on your reading list.


Even Christian Gray wasn't so foolish as to say some of the shit he did in his profile.

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 8:05:17 PM   
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Even Christian Gray wasn't so foolish as to say some of the shit he did in his profile.


How bad is it when one can't even reach 50 shades status of domlyness


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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 8:13:30 PM   
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Even Christian Gray wasn't so foolish as to say some of the shit he did in his profile.

How bad is it when one can't even reach 50 shades status of domlyness

Let's NOT give Mr.Gray all that credit.
The third volume is "Fifty Shades Freed" - as in freed of BDSM.
Lance has read ALL three volumes so that he can speak to the meme.
BDSM is NOT seen as a "good" thing.
Christian was a slave to an older woman who is seen as a bitch.  At one point, Gray's fiance (Anastatia - wait for it - Steele (for gawd's sake - how very creative... )) throws a drink in Elena's face and all others agree that's a good thing.

Ana doesn't "like" the idea of crops, so they get removed from Gray's dungeon.

What kind of Dom is that?  At least keep them around for "expansion of limits."

They buy a fancy house out in the country and ZERO, no, nada mention is made of any dungeon in the extensive remodel.

Anyway, I drift.... sorry.

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 8:25:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
They buy a fancy house out in the country and ZERO, no, nada mention is made of any dungeon in the extensive remodel.

Anyway, I drift.... sorry.

So no secret door, nothing? Humm how much extra do you think contractors have to be paid to keep stuff like that quiet??

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 8:39:20 PM   
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What happened to the op?
He wanted help....not grateful in the least....

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 8:50:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
They buy a fancy house out in the country and ZERO, no, nada mention is made of any dungeon in the extensive remodel.

Anyway, I drift.... sorry.

So no secret door, nothing? Humm how much extra do you think contractors have to be paid to keep stuff like that quiet??

Of course you are correct in that it is hard to prove a negative.
There's more "clues" tho.  We ARE lead through lots of the re-modelling.  Ana is given over the charge of the entire project.  "What she says, goes."  Ana doesn't like BDSM from the beginning of their relationship, so she's not going to have a "Red Room of Pain" in their new home.  RRoP being HER name for Gray's dungeon.

You read it all and tell me if YOU think there's a RRoP in the final chapters.

And to tie this side-step into the OP (where we find he has a finance) I have NEVER seen a "mixed" marriage survive. Gay and straight gives us a good example. Vanilla and BDSM - regardless of HOW much the OP claims his fiance is good with it...... have yet to see what he wants to happen "work."  Poly? Yes, but his fiance is "good" with him looking for a woman to satisfy his BDSM needs.  And that is (as most of us know) NOT a poly relationship, even tho' he thinks it is.

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 9:36:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

What happened to the op?
He wanted help....not grateful in the least....


Took the butthurt train home from yourejustmean station

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 10:54:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Masterfor1sub

I dont want my profile to:
be unnecessarily abusive to passers-by
make me look like i'm in some sort of power trip
make me look uncaring

I do want my profile to:
give off a strong, not give off a weak vibe, one that entices people looking for confidence
explain fully what I'm looking for without apology
be inviting

I have had absolutely zero unsolicited messages. I know the profile is pretty new, but it's my understanding that new profiles are hit more than older ones.

Thank you for any help you can provide.


Ok, Im gonna bite...even though Ive read all 5 pages of this thread so far and Im fully aware based on what Ive seen so far that anything Im going to say is going to go in one ear and out the other. But still, Im going to take some time out of my evening anyway. What the hell, right?

Dude, your profile reeked of "weal twue DOMINANT." I hate to come out guns blazing like this, but I believe in always being straight up with people. Kilgore may have loved the smell of napalm in the morning (Apocalypse Now if that was before your time...I had fairly progressive parents who took me to see it at the drive in when it was originally released back in '79. Dont remember a lot about it except for the helicopters flying in to the strains of "Ride of the Valkyries"), but any slave/sub worth her salt is going to hate the reek of what it is you are trying to sell.

"Always capitalize Master, Dom, and even the word 'You' when speaking to me," expect pain, welts, and sometimes blood."

Alll due respect, but how in the FUCK is someone going to capitalize Master, Dom, or even the word You when they are speaking to you?? You meant writing, right? Because its straight up impossible to capitalize spoken word. Just sayin'

"Cleaning my asshole after shitting with their tongue."
"Asking to eat or use the restroom. Master controls everything that enters or exits his sub's body."
"I also might leave my sub tied up for hours, or even one or two days at a time. During this period of punishment, all I would allow my sub to eat and drink would be my cum and urine, respectively."

You do realize that you would be introducing all sorts of bacteria and viruses to your slave by having her lick your shit out of your ass crack, right? Your intestinal fauna is unique to you and it could prove to be harmful if introduced to someone else. Its one thing if you wanted to lick your own ass clean because your body is used to the bacteria you carry. You have heard of people getting infected with E. coli O157:H7, Salmonella, Giardia, Cryptosporidium, and Hepatitis A? Want to know how those infections commonly happen? People eat things that are contaminated with human/animal feces. Restaurant workers not washing their hands after dropping a deuce, then going out to cook your dinner. Stuff like that. Cleaning your ass after you drop a deuce is putting your slave at big time risk of getting sick off of what you have brewing in your intestinal tract. Your intestinal fauna belongs in only one of two places: YOUR intestines or the toilet. And before you think Im some clueless jackass who may not know what Im talking about, I happened to graduate summa cum laude with a degree in molecular/microbiology. Im not trying to brag or anything, but I kinda know a thing or two about what Im talking about. Im not trying to ruin your good time or anything. Just cautioning you to the risks you would be subjecting your potential slave to.

Does this include medications that the slave may be required to take to...oh, I dont know...LIVE? What happens if MASTER says no? What if slave is diabetic or hypoglycemic? They may need to ingest some glucose ASAP or they could go into a coma and possibly die. What happens if MASTER isnt around to give HIS blessing?

As for leaving someone tied for days at a time....just an FYI that you can cause serious and permanent nerve damage or cause circulation loss to a person's limbs if you arent careful. Damage can be so extensive that amputation may be necessary. And a prolonged diet of your piss and cum? Seriously, who the hell comes up with this shit?!?!?

I hate saying this, but the things you speak of do not speak of being safe, sane, and consensual. It does SCREAM of being both dumb and dangerous. And anyone with even two brain cells to rub together on a cold, lonely night is going to not take you serious. Im being completely honest in saying that in my humble opinion, your profile is unnecessarily abusive, makes you look like you are on a power trip around the world, and makes you look incredibly uncaring and very risky.



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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/9/2012 11:09:52 PM   
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<pops in to say...

Merry safe-word Chistmas ... H2O H2O H2O

oh yeah, I know, cheesy but what else to say here, I'm dying to drown myself just from reading this thread. :)

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RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a ... - 12/10/2012 5:56:19 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U
quote:


Even Christian Gray wasn't so foolish as to say some of the shit he did in his profile.

How bad is it when one can't even reach 50 shades status of domlyness

Let's NOT give Mr.Gray all that credit.
The third volume is "Fifty Shades Freed" - as in freed of BDSM.
Lance has read ALL three volumes so that he can speak to the meme.
BDSM is NOT seen as a "good" thing.
Christian was a slave to an older woman who is seen as a bitch.  At one point, Gray's fiance (Anastatia - wait for it - Steele (for gawd's sake - how very creative... )) throws a drink in Elena's face and all others agree that's a good thing.

Ana doesn't "like" the idea of crops, so they get removed from Gray's dungeon.

What kind of Dom is that?  At least keep them around for "expansion of limits."

They buy a fancy house out in the country and ZERO, no, nada mention is made of any dungeon in the extensive remodel.

Anyway, I drift.... sorry.



I've read all three as well. Ana keeps reminding him that she isn't a "sub" (though she does seem to enjoy some kink). Under that scenario (that she is kinky but not sub...more of a bottom) there wouldn't be any expansion of limits.


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