Marc2b -> RE: English Fluency, a Reasonable Request (7/3/2014 7:44:01 AM)
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I can't speak for the US case, but here in the UK my strong feeling is that those who want to push this policy are very often also the ones most likely to be bitten in the arse by it. Time and time again I've seen the demand for 'good English in the workplace' fired at immigrants by people who can't string the simplest sentence together. Suppose a factory or an office were to start testing for good English and this were to result in most indigenous whites failing, while the immigrants were passing and getting the jobs? It's not going to look very convincing if the whites then start to complain about 'racism', is it? Arse? Speak English or die, foreigner! Other hand-dandy ways of spotting foreigners from real, English speaking, Americans: Ask him to spell the following words: color, labor, harbor. If he puts a "U" in any of them . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! Ask him to pronounce the word "schedule" if he pronounces it as "shed-u-al" instead of "sked-ju-al: . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! Invite him over for a fish fry. If at any point he calls it "fish and chips" . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! Offer him some potato chips. If he calls them "crisps" . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! Start humming the tune to "My Country, 'Tis of Thee." If he starts singing "God Save the Queen" . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! Hand him a newspaper. If he opens it to page three and then looks disappointed . . . HE'S A FOREIGNER! If he offers you a fag and holds out a cig . . . Well you get the idea
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